Yeah, that's likely what will happen.

Work to replace one of those managers. Your goal in any job should be to take your boss's job in 2-3 years.

You mean your wife has left you because you play WoW yet? Patient woman...

No fraternizing at work. Do your job, no chit chat. No meeting upside the workplace, otherwise you'll be fired for suspicion of trying to form a union. No discussing your pay, bonuses (or lack thereof), or get fired. Now get back to work peasants.

Isn't that Michael, not Trevor?

I think they treat the weed as a joke. And yes, I assume that the developers have done drugs (at least weed, coke, and mdma).

Sriracha isn't a condiment, it's a ingredient.

I don't get eating frozen food. I understand eating rare or blue steak, but frozen? The fuck, at least thaw that shit first (though freezing and thawing steak is a sin).

There's so much wrong with that story.

Depends on where you live like you say. Where I live rent vs mortgage is on par. Maybe a mortgage is a little cheaper, but the housing prices are crazy and it's hard to get into the market. Once your in owning is the way to go (in my opinion).

There's something to be said for owning your own home. Even if it isn't the best financial decision. You shouldn't treat your home solely as an investment, you should get enjoyment out of it.

Die!!

I was kidding. The new ones shouldn't have any issues. Though time will tell.

Damn. With that car less is more.

That's because the Corvette will disintegrate before it reaches it's 3rd birthday. No second driver for that car, haha.

Why isn't this fine automobile not on the list?

Male privilege....

It is. Though i find most games boring these days. They are ok to kill 30 mins or so, but any more than that and i get bored.

They only advice I got is make new friends that don't know me because my current friends will never set me up with someone they know. Otherwise I'm "too intense" for most women apparently.

I can usually do that. The problem is the feedback from everyone else in the world is "You're a piece of shit".