What do you do if you have a shit personality? Being yourself will only drive people away. In that case you need to be someone else, anyone else.

Don't overthink it. I'm a couple of years older than you, good looking, and very successful. Yet I couldn't get a date to save my life. So apparently none of that shit matters.

Step 1: Accept that the traditional retirement your parents and grandparents had doesn't exist anymore.

The right answer is zero. These peasants need to be put in their place, amiright?

Yup, it'll get you a nice visit to Club Plaid.

I'm on team CPS. A child should not be that obese. Jesus fucking christ.

They are fake lumberjacks.

Drawing your gun is the SOP for traffic stops in America now.

Too late..

Why would men initiate divorce? Statically they lose the most in a divorce. I guess being in a unhappy marriage but with all your stuff is better than divorced with nothing.

Nah, just a way to maximize profits and only the execs to give themselves millions of dollars in bonuses while laying off their entire workforce.

Her "deal" is she's a piece of human trash. So she attracts other pieces of trash to her. Let's put them all on a rocket and fire it into the sun.

Here you go

Something tells me they aren't poor. This woman is simply human trash and her children need a real guardian.

I think there's a difference between browsing a website and spending 40 hrs/week playing a game.

Yup, which is why you company will do whatever they can to keep you later. Hello manditory 5:30 pm meetings!!

Maybe she had a break between movies?

I live in Canada now. So yeah, American work culture fits.

Basic rule is be at work before your boss and only leave after your boss.

Surprised this isn't posted yet.