I feel like I could fairly accurately communicate all my sexual preferences, orientation and fantasies using only this gif. It basically diagrams my libido in one single 5-second loop.

That gif is mesmerizing. Even Jeff Goldblum’s mild disdain is sexy.

Has everyone seen this?

My mom called George “Nick Clooney’s son” the entire time he was on ER

When I saw this, I thought I should share my story but didn’t because it’s so fucked up it’s almost unbelievable.

Oh, FFS. Chasidic members of the tribe, could you PLEASE stop embarrassing the rest of us? I’m pretty sure that if Judah could patronize a prostitute and then marry her, her also being his daughter-in-law, everyone will survive moms driving their kids to school. Knock it off.

Unfortunately, I’ve seen many people, especially in my family, use this fact as an excuse to turn to such things as homeopathy... *shudder*

True story: some guest’s +1 did this at my cousin’s wedding; it was basically a wedding dress if you married (hah) a little black dress and a wedding dress. Office printer paper white and more lace than the actual bride’s dress—justified, of course, by the fact that the +1 had been married 5 months ago and considered…

Nutcase could break into my house and steal him at night. Nutcase could throw a ninja throwing star at him while I walk with him. Nutcase could shoot up the playground he’s in. Aliens could teleport him off his big wheel at the park. An evil horse could hunt him down and kick him in the chest. There’s some risks for…

ME.

If you've ever read the Oatmeal comic on printers and why they hate us and you instantly understood everything there, you'd understand my emotional breakdown.

My first semester of law school, final exams. I was so stressed, I wasn't eating. In fact, I weighed less then than I had since middle school.

I will have to be honest with you: I'm not thinking about food when I look at this pic.

Wait Wait Don't Tell me and This American Life (which spawned Serial and of which the first Serial podcast was an original episode that I listened to in my car live) are National Public Radio programs that have been around since the 90s. These aren't new, hip phenomena. Frankly I'm thrilled that podcasts of these…

She's like that really good looking family friend who ages gracefully into old age and you think to yourself "Yeah, there's no reason why I couldn't look that good at 50..." and then you remember the genes your parents gave you.

This is what people get for not watching Star Trek. Those inertial dampers were always going haywire.