brb messaging my plastic surgeon that pic of chrissy teigen.

I have wanted to do this to every printer I have ever used, ever. I salute you.

Mmmm. English guys not world renowned for their grooming. There's a reason I married two Italians.

Oh I'll delurk for Oliver Reed. Musketeers Oliver Reed.

As a hobnob lover, this euphemism slightly disturbed me and also alerted me to previously unconsidered kink options. Thank you.