I think he’s trying desperately to stay in France, because he’s dreading coming back to the US to face an unending parade of scandals and humiliations. All he’s got to look forward to is day after day cloistered in his office, watching Fox News ignore the dumpster fire that is his administration.

That’s funny, because Aretha’s still performing even though she’s older than Yoda at this point. Aretha has a way better voice.

You are insane. Whitney Houston’s early music set the new standard for singers, period.

Having gown up on early Madonna videos, I vehemently disagree-she was the opposite of a boy toy. Her songs very much about owning your sexuality, which in the 80s was a big deal and her videos were elaborate, sometimes controversial and fun. Madonna can be a bit ridiculous, but I think her bad press is also due to…

I’m allergic to cheese.

Vogue was stolen dance moves. But Madonna was an Alvin Ailey dancer. Ailey didn’t hire terrible dancers.

Sure, but she’s not wrong about Houston getting a career boost out of hypocrisy.

I have to disagree. For those of us who are actually old enough to have seen it all in real time, I’m not sure how wrong Madonna was in her assessment.

Okay, I get that she was only half right, but are you really going to pretend like Sharon Stone is anything other than a mediocre actress who we only know because she flashed her vagina at us once?

Her voice did. Not her music.

IDK, I think it kinda sucks to read someone’s personal correspondence.

Also, this was never meant for public eyes so it feels a tiny bit unfair to shit all over Madonna for being a giant asshole (which we already know). We know she’s a dick. Who cares?

OMG christ, are we really exhuming 25-year-old gossip about things that utterly don’t matter to the world and have absolutely no bearing on modern life? Slow news day, dollies.

I don’t find that too crazy. Madonna was a pioneer, those others, just very good in roles that were waiting for someone to fill. Her (Madonna’s) level of difficulty bar was way higher.

She wasn’t wrong. Houston was making crap she herself didn’t even like, at the time. And Sharon Stone was a one-trick pony in the end.

I saw this show once and it fucking disgusted me.

lol Jez is fine. sorry I strayed from the theme and alarmed everyone!

Are rumors swirling in the toilet, where you get your information?

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