“...gave our country away.” This fool projects so damn much that every tweet is tantamount to a confession.

I understand the Republicans’ feelings here. They certainly would never do anything so disrespectful like interrupt an important event involving one of our leaders.

My cousin was caught with child porn (none of us thought he was the creepy cousin and everyone is in agreement he should go to prison.) He was offered a plea deal but it was in exchange for information about where he got the porn. The Feds wanted to trace it back to the makers and shut them down. That might be the…

I’ll ask the question. Why would one even make a plea deal with a pedophile? They had Nassar dead to rights, right? So, is the plea deal an act of humanity? Because I’m not sure that act extends to someone who repeatedly abused children sexually. But then again, I’m all the way over here asking the question instead of…

Damn you could not pay me to post anything I wrote from age 11-15 on the internet, so at the very least you have my respect for being self-confident enough to do so.

Don’t you know? Racists are a protected class now— calling them ‘racist’ means YOU’RE the real racist for pointing it out!

What is it with these middle aged white guys like Gavin McInnes where their brain breaks? Is this something I need to look out for? What are the warning signs?

One of the original pieces on this topic outlined the steps to joining the group. It has some of the hallmarks of a 12-step program, but for 6-year olds.. First you have to declare that you’re one of them.

WTF? On a related note, I called the police for the first time in my life last night at 2:30 am when someone up my block were having a screaming match at each other. Probably a domestic dispute, but I didn’t want it to turn out like this Ohio incident.

Eh. My mom got the sweetest dog at the shelter about a year and a half ago, and eventually he turned into a growler and a biter and a dog with food aggression. Through multiple trainers and boardings, she’s finally looking to re-home him. It really does happen.

And their hours are “11-ish to 9-ish”. Oh boy. That means maybe open by noon if we’re hung over while reserving the right to close at seven for no discernible reason.

hahaha My husband and I watched that John Mulaney special last weekend. As someone of a similar age who also grew up in an Irish-Catholic Midwestern household, the parts where he talked about his parents were TOO REAL. My dad would’ve 100% gone through a McDonald’s drive-thru just to order himself a coffee. I bet that…

My godmother’s mom owned a restaurant when I was a baby, and I’ve seen pics of myself in a playpen in the middle of the kitchen that look totally completely dangerous, and at least I was in baby jail.

You know, sometimes expectations are a life-limiting cage of our own making. Other times, they’re not. Baby buttholes, and the asbence from an eating place thereof, fall decidedly among the latter.

It’s cause they are wacky and family owned, not super unorganized and running their business poorly! Consistency is for chains apparently. You want to know if you can get dinner and still catch a movie? Pfft, square.

I love how they’re like, “We are not a cookie cut, corporate business. In fact, we are the antithesis of this model” and then list all the ways your visit might be shit because of this.

That sounds miserable. Who would want that? Ugh and you might have to wait an hour for food sometimes?? No. What if all of that happened on one visit? Long ass wait, kids running around yodeling, maybe a butthole.

Vegan mommies with free-range children and sanctimonious seem to have a big overlap on the venn diagram of personal traits.

As a mother, I offer my opinon that those crunchy motherfuckers let their dirty footed, bare-assed, obnoxiously personal-space-invading little shits run rampant all over their stupid fucking vegan restaurant. And I am positive the 1yo bent over to pick up a stray tofu-o from the ground sharing her butthole for all to…

Many thanks to DA Steele for following through with his promise to re-try the case! There’s no telling if the trial will go any differently this time, but I’m glad that we’re getting a second chance to get justice for Andrea.