Hahaaa, so we’re plucking off our entire eyebrows again, are we? Get ready for another generation of women who reach 35 to discover that they can’t grow their brows back. Haw haw.

A lot of fast food places time the service. If your times go up on average, management can come down on the store, the managers, and the employees. No raises, staff cuts, etc.

Sometimes there’s relief in knowing that you’re not alone. Sometimes it’s just interesting to hear what other people think about a topic.

Plus like, actual tightness comes from strengthening your pelvic floor muscles. Extra stitches are superficial bullshit. If a person wants them (and is fully capable of deciding that) then that’s one thing, but someone deciding to sew up part of your vagina for the *idea* of tightness without consulting you at all???…

Now I’m judging you, because calling someone “awful” for having a frank conversation about how we—women—perceive and change our looks is pretty awful in and of itself.

Wow to the “Lover’s Stitches”. Fuck that. Being super tight may feel fun for him, but it makes it much more painful for you. Crazy me, I usually find sex more pleasurable when I’m aroused and loose enough to accommodate him, rather than trying to shove a watermelon through a pinhole (as Snooki once eloquently…

Putin isn’t mentally stable, he’s a psychopath who can’t be bothered to mimic human behavior. He doesn’t need to Tweet at his enemies, he goes right from feeling offended to murder.

I just read this on the NYT site, and jumped over here. Are you effing kidding me? This is the president of the United States? Just when I think nothing could shock anymore, the vulgarity, the crassness, and violence reach new and more degraded lows. I’m so embarrassed for all of us.

This mother fucker...

Also Jersey Fats is making no bones about the fact he and his family will be at the governor’s house on Island Beach State park with friends.

Well, you fragile menfolk can all sleep easy tonight, knowing you’ve been successfully protected from a group of girls who might have otherwise bled all over you. BOOOOOOO~OOO SCARY SCARY FEEEEEEMAAAALES!! COMIN’ TO GET YOUUUUUU, DONNIE SMALLHANDS!!

Well, I know I feel safer here in this shining city on the hill, this beacon of freedom, this safe harbor for the wretched and yearning, this symbol that if you work hard you can achieve anything!

Counterpoint, yes you do.

Maybe if netflix gave it more of a chance, more people would have watched it. I didn’t start watching it till the second season came out. We now plan our watching around our own schedules. If a show is going to be on netflix for a while, I will watch it when I want to, not when it comes out.

Considering the state of the world, my plan is to just drink any and all things with and without ice. Will have my bases covered that way.

Veuve Clicquot & Moët both have champagnes that are designed to be enjoyed over ice, and my French pals do it at home all the time. In fact, they introduced it to my wife & I.

Yes! Americans pick up all this dogmatic shit around food because we think it makes us international, aware and etc and it’s always like, yes but in fact the French put ice in their wine, and the Italians put milk in their bolognese, and some Germans put syrup in their beer!

Annie hall puts ice in her wine so I do too.

As long as you don’t wet the bed, I don’t care how you get drunk.