FWIW, i decrufted it some:

In my headcanon, Ken-chan saw signs promoting the cat photography thing that had photos of cats, and he just figured that obviously this was a place for cats.

And then a THIRD time at the actual sushi place!

I think the Child Star song is my favorite song of the season so far, though. That one is great.

Ugh, goddammit. Well, I guess there’s still a chance the mysterious ladies fished him out of the water to eat his corpse.

Spoilers for S1




But oh man, I really, REALLY hope Elfo stays dead. He was the fucking worst.

My headcanon is that Hiram is SO BAD at being a gangster that the actual NYC gangsters basically think he’s just kinda cute. Like, since after NYC, he fucked off back to Riverdale, he’s more or less out of their hair, so they can just occasionally check in on him when they want to laugh their asses off.

I think the bunker thing was more surprise that there was a bunker for Dilton to have, not that Dilton’d have one. Bunkers aren’t exactly plentiful.

Part of the fun with the “riot” was how, apparently, everyone in Riverdale loses about 50 IQ points after reaching 30. “Fake riot? BETTER MAKE SURE THERE’S PLENTY OF WITNESSES”

As one of the 5 people in America who watched the Clerks cartoon live, ABC ran the clip show episode FIRST, and never showed the first one, IIRC. So watching it was “oh, haha, they’re doing a clip show from something that never happened!” which made it really weird when they finally released the DVD.

I really dug this show and was sad to see it go, but, honestly, I was so excited after S2 when they killed off all the humans, since the human stories were SO MUCH the weak point of the series. The thing with Phil/Mike in the bunker was a bit better than the S1/S2 storylines but I would have far preferred it if they’d…

I _think_ Creature Comforts? But Animals really was a way different, pardon the pun, beast.

One of my favorite subtle gags is that, when Dee is escorted on the plane, she’s one wine away from winning. (And, given the crossed out beer tally, she probably actually went over.)

“Hey baby buddy baby buddy baby buddy brown”, or something like that.

Check out “Call Me Lucky.” It’s both a phenomenal doc, but includes a lot of his comedy. He also released a standup album a couple months ago, “Whatever Threatens You.” Highly recommended.

FWIW, the first three episodes are up on Hulu.

(NGL i thought the “neck” reference was going to be “head” in the explicit one but NOPE!)

I really expected Veronica to trail off as Hermione exited the room, “um, mom, that’s... not... really... how you use that...”

I like to imagine the horrible, terrible, brutal scene went like this:

Joel: I don’t want to play bongos with you anymore.
Al: Aw, okay. Wanna get lunch?
Joel: Do I?!

We never want to know how the music industry sausage is made.

Just the last two episodes — it might be a S3 thing. But I hope not. The tags were my favorites!