It’s funny, because I didn’t realize you’re right, but I LOVED “Strip It All Away” and thought “His Status Is Preferred” a little underwhelming. (Not a knock on Donna Lynne Champlin!)

Also, daaaaang, I know right? Who knew that Tim sang THAT awesome.

I get that bug sometimes too. I think, actually, that’s one of the things the KinjaImprove plugin fixes. Since I got that, I haven’t been seeing the star bug nearly as much.

I was all set to not like this episode because I thought “well, since Abbi got fired last week, Ilana’s totally gonna get fired, especially because she works with TWO guest stars instead of just one, so it’s gonna be a reset-button episode, feh.” And then she DIDN’T get fired and I was all yay.

HE’S JUST REALLY BAD AT GUNS YOU GUYZ

YES, exactly. I had the exact same reaction as you both. And then when she got killed so quick and brutally it was all “YAY, you learned.” Though now I’m worried LaToya’s right and they might be trying to make Grundy sympathetic, which yeah, no.

Kinja: That sounds like a pretty awful design flaw.

If he tells you “you should really just relax,” give him a cookie.

what if youtube comments are all just the punishment of the damned

I think it was a bar coaster.

Kinja is horrendous on mobile.

From what I understand:
Producers called to see if they could shoot on the tracks that day.
Authorities said "no, there's a cargo train coming that day."
Producers said "OK" and either declined to tell anybody, or thought they could somehow shoot around it?

Good eye! OBJECTION WITHDRAWN

and now i kind of want to see a show where Steven is driven to murder, but regretful about it, so he brings his victims all back to life, which ends up creating this huge networked web of portals, making it easier for Steven to do his killing.

Hm. All Steven needs to do is kill another creature on earth, bring them back to life, then they could bring Lion into that head, leave from Lars' head, then put Lars into Lion's mane and put him back on earth, and then Lion can teleport back to Earth as well!

In terms of other crackpot theories I'm playing with: What if Blue Diamond ordered the hit on Pink Diamond, setting herself up to play the martyr — and if, as Zircon just did, anyone realizes it could be one of the Diamonds to order the hit — who are you gonna think it is? The ultra-militaristic violent one or the one…

Oh, good point.

I always figured White Diamond was the fusion of the three diamonds, since they're all primary colors, and all the colors together == white.

IT CAN BE TWO THINGS

i'm secretly nicole richie and i had a serious case of self-loathing w/r/t my career in the early aughts

The one question I have — did it ever get resolved who robbed/burgled Archer's safe and office?