Also fucking stupid! I really did NOT get why Hal would be all "WHAT, YOU WANT TO PUBLISH AN EXPOSE ON THE RIVALS I HATE WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING? FUCK YOU, ALICE COOPER, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!"

I'm just confused as to why a rapper named Canibus would brag about being sober and calling someone else out for smoking pot.

Yeah — I agree, I always felt a little weird being the One Guy who apparently didn't like it when (cyborg) Barry showed up.

I hear Pearl saying this in my head now.

When B&V took care of Chuck — granted, she didn't finish the job, but, y'know.

I just want Betty to boil someone alive again.

it's always sunny in riverdale

I figure it's still there, but there's probably a few more Jerrys who are never going home.

It could have just been the, y'know, honeymoon period. They've had some early successes and they're like "hey, maybe we can make this work after all!" But now, three years on, they've had time to realize how hard it is, and how much they miss the stuff they had before the fall and.. well, yeah, I'd be pissed too.

He IS an Andy Daly character after all!

Forrest on his deathbed….

Of course, there's the possibility — after all, he tells Grant something to the effect of "I know this is a prank, because if it weren't a prank, I would fucking kill myself."

"made by dudes"

To be honest, given that Forrest is an Andy Daly character, I'm trying to figure out the over-under on Forrest killing himself at the end.

okay now I really wanna see, say, Jeff, Britta, Abed and the Dean roll up in Jeff's car and throw moose out of it, and say "DUH STAY OUTTA GREENDALE"

Milksteak?

Maybe he could have sung a bit of their hit song "everything's fred"

I was vaguely disappointed his band wasn't just The Freds.

I agree — this is surprisingly not horrible. My one wish would be — on desktop, anyway — a way to clickdrag the width of each part. I find that expanding the window only expands the article side (or at least the article side at a greater ratio than the comment side), when the problem is that the comment side is too…

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST STOP, I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING, JUST SHUT THAT DAMN KID UP"