I was thinking the Family Guy was gonna be a How To Get Ahead In Advertising knockoff rather than a Cronenberg knockoff.

YES! I love Yoko.  I haven't liked all her work (Blueprint for a Sunrise left me totally cold), but I still dig checking out whatever it is she's doing.  And her last album was really really good.  So yeah!  As soon as this album is over, I'm gonna watch this.  I'm pretty excited.  She's got a new one comin' right?

BTW, that was totally an LA Noire audio cue/sting when Cartman realized Cory was lying, right?

I was all "Man, Quinn better be on this fucking list" and then when I saw the entire Miami Metro, I was all "…. actually, yeah, that's better."

If that's the case, I really really hope they don't bring Rallo.  Like, if it's just Cleveland and Jr, that's OK, as Jr is the only good non-David Lynch character from that show.  And honestly, Rallo is my least favorite character. So hopefully what's her face will dump Cleveland and take Rallo and… whatshername off…

I was only saved because the last issue of MAD had a spoof of Homeland.  So I was able to figure out the thing about the pills, I guess.

Also, in Fives' defense, his estranged brother WAS Air-Five Ghost.  So, you know, scorpion and the frog and all that.

Girl has NO self-respect.

I tend to find it interesting, too — just sayin' — that it seems the most divisive writers never ever actually wade into the comments or anything either.  It's just odd to me.  Pretty much any review I've seen on this site where the commentariat ends up calling out actual errors even — not even "I disagree" but "this…

Yeah, I hate to say it, but… I find myself drifting further and further away from the AV Club.  Which is sad, because it used to be my favorite site.  But pretty much I get all my film coverage from the Dissolve now, and I really wish the Dissolve would also branch out to music and books (and maybe TV to a lesser…

I dunno - I agree with you about Best Burgers, which I don't like because Benson's just being a dick in that one without much cause.  (Yeah, M&R didn't clean up the garage, but they kinda… do that anyway.  That's normal for them.  They've done way way worse.)  The punishment totally didn't fit the crime in that one.…

I'M GONNA BE YOUR COCK PROFESSOR
STUDYIN' MY DICK
YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR MASTER'S DEGREE
IN FUCKIN' ME

This is pretty much how I read it.  The relationship itself is doomed, but he can't quite extricate himself.  Either that or he is about to, but not yet.  And it's like leading up to the breakup, and she has no idea.

Johnny Fever was right!

If it's any consolation, American Astronaut is phenomenal, BUT this guy did spend the entire column missing the goddamn point.

the lady cop in the background who would just occasionally say a line in S7?

Well, if he doesn't die, which would suck, hopefully they'll at least be all "YOU ARE FIRED FOR EVEN BEING A TERRIBLE _DIRTY_ COP. JESUS YOU FUCKING SUCK.  YOU'RE WORSE THAN LAGUERTA!"

Yeah!  That's dumb too.  TV, stop being stupid!

FOR FUCKING REALS.  WHAT THE HELL, DEXTER.

I don't know — I think they really ruined Rita's character.  (I for one, am SO FUCKING SICK of the trope that when a woman is pregnant, she becomes CONSTANTLY UTTERLY INSUFFERABLE 100% OF THE TIME.  Because while there are hormones and shit going on and making things difficult, TV Pregnant Women are absolute…