No way in hell he’s only slept with 6 people. Who the fuck does he think he’s kidding? 

Aren’t you supposed to refrigerate peanut butter after it’s open? I do, never have a problem spreading it.

I’m really confused by you having the Giants first, and then listing the Dodgers at all.

I’m not a Redsox fan, but WOOHOO, Dodgers lost two years in a row!

I’m 42 and married, and people still ask me about this shit. I’m like, yeah, i’m 42, probably too late, and I don’t really want kids, but fuck you very much anyway. 

He really has a way with words.

Ah, yeah, I knew profile pics were visible to everyone. It’s probably a settings thing, but when I was on FB, if someone I wasn’t friends with messaged me, I wouldn’t get notified about it, It went into some other weird inbox I would have to make a point of looking at. Glad she saw the msg and acted on it. 

So weird. I got off facebook last winter, feeling pretty good about it. But i do remember that my one friend would sometimes post public stuff  and it usually didn’t end well. I didn’t even like when friends of friend would comment on stuff, I could never deal with a public profile.

I was wondering the same thing, so random. And do people just have their facebook profiles public these days? 

This so much! I feel you re concerts. 

It’s one of my all time favorite cheeses, also love the Red Hawk by Cowgirl Creamery. Most places at least offer it in half rounds, so half the price, but then it’s not really enough cheese if entertaining (or a cheese-o-holic like me).

You would think someone 5'6 would seem plenty taller than me at 5'2, but they don’t. I always feel like i can see over their heads, like i’m the taller than them. And they are usually pretty thin if they are that short. I’m not a stick figure, so i feel huge. 

I’m 5'2 and my very tall friend used to get annoyed when I would date someone really tall, but I would just reminder her that we don’t date the same age range of men, because she was almost 10 years younger than me.

That’s really not that much fancy cheese. One small round of Mt. Tam is like $18-20.

Yeah, I have a really short torso, so high-waisted pants almost hit my boobs. I used to love low rise, but as I’ve gotten a bit chubby in my old age, i like the mid-rise, it doesn’t give me a muffin top, but it also it’s too high for the most part.

Yeah, I have to hem like 3-4 inches off of them. Which, on one hand is really annoying, because if I pay that much for a pair of jeans that are supposed to be petite, they should already fit, but as you point out, they aren’t as wide after hemming. I just order them online since I know how they fit and what size I…

Yeah, Evans has been killing it in that department lately. 

Ah, those are cool. I had some great vintage bell bottom cords and overalls when I was in college. 

I’m ready for a bell bottom comeback!

I have two pairs of jeans I wear regularly, both Joe’s - a pair of mid rise skinny jeans, and a pair of the petite provocateur boot cut jeans. I feel like they might be the only ones you can get in petite, so I always get them, but i really don’t get the boot-cut hate. Like you said, they are cute on everyone.