The high-waisted shit i’ve been seeing lately is so bad! The pegged look is something i’m not willing to revisit, but it makes me smile because it reminds me of 8th grade. But i’m wearing boot-cut jeans right now, I love them, and I will not stop wearing them. According to Vogue and such, they are in style again ( I…

WTF is wrong with boot-cut jeans?

I refuse to pick between Pine and Evans. 

I don’t think this survives a motion to dismiss, and they would be lucky to get leave to amend. 

I’ve found that sleeping with an ex can often, for me at least, be the closure I need to fully move on. It’s a good reminder that maybe what I thought I missed so much, wasn’t really that wonderful (not just the sex, but the person) and then I don’t want it anymore. 

If my husband were blown by an intern I would leave his cheating ass!

“But it is also true that if you insist on being a strong voice for women in 2018, it’s on you to recognize where we are and where we’re trying to go.”

I mean, it’s an asinine argument to be having, but he’s been talking this shit about her for years. And he recently said he would donate $1 million a charity of her choice if she took a DNA test. So good for her for calling his bluff, fuck him. He would have kept throwing this shit in her face forever, and it would…

This is what should happen when very young people get engaged after a few weeks. Saves a lot of legal work in the long run. After Mac Miller died, I figured this would happen sooner than later.

I think because they are a lot like dogs. They are intelligent, form a strong bound with their humans, can be highly trained, and aren’t that big. 

Miniature horse are legit support animals, cute as hell, and are generally well trained. Squirrels are wild animals, wtf is wrong with people?

I like to think the whole reason replay review exists is because Angel Hernandez is so fucking bad at his job. He is one of the few umps whose name I know, simply because he sucks so much. How the fuck does he still have a job?

Sigh, I miss the binders full of women days. It was so simple back then. 

Holy shit, I would have ran so fast from that.

I have never and will never wax myself bare. No thanks to hot wax down there. I keep things nice and trimmed up, and MrM will just have to deal with it. 

Yeah, I was not really amused by her doing that. I tried to be like, no please don’t but she had already given my number to her friend. So glad i’m married now, and don’t have to worry about those things anymore.

Years and years ago my aunt who lives in Vermont decided to she wanted to set me up with her friend’s son, who lived in the same city I lived in. At the time i was super hung up on some other guy and told him as much. A year or two later he found me on okcupid, and asked me out. We went to some show in SF, it was ok,…

Guys like this, the cool kids in high school, they cling to this shit. They never want to forget when they were super cool.

he may have acted humble, but he also stood up there and told some crazy trumpian lie about how no president had ever reached out to more people, blah, blah blah, to find a nominee. He’s literally been lying since day one. Fuck this guy. 

Thanks, i’m gonna get one. 

Thanks, i’m gonna get one.