You're so desperate

How to Become a Cunnilingus Master: place tongue on clit, move around until I cum.

I want this so bad and have been saying the same thing about a couple-couple/foursome/etc encounter versus a threesome, but I suppose I should find a boyfriend first =/

Pretty much, it's a sick sad world (but mostly country)

Well, aside from the awful police, there's the white people who like to think it's all made up and just a ploy for attention or to cry racism. I thank you for not being like that, but there are far too many like that. To answer your question, though: you develop strong coping mechanisms when you have no choice but to…

Standards

Wanting to get fucked instead of fucking myself

I have found Tinder to contain two things: guys I'm not attracted to or interested in, and guys that are attractive and have the worst personalities, on top of a disgusting sense of entitlement.

Just wanted to chime in to say fuck you to everyone getting laid regularly. Yes, I am just jealous, and would almost literally kill to get fingered tonight.

It is when you're a pathetic attention whore commenter, sadly

So where does the competition for people's attention, which you so obviously want by leaving these comments, fall?

Disagree on every point, but your very last one. And I'm a woman.

Don't be co-dependent and annoying? Living alone is the best thing to happen to anyone, ever.

lmaoooo thank you

Here's a link , and you can parouse the comments and see what I meant

I accept! Naturally, it was mostly butt hurt dudes who don't like hearing a woman tell them that it's kind of absurd for an old sack like him to be demanding a young, nubile piece of arm candy to impregnate ASAP.

I'll be here waiting for apologies for everyone who skewered me for saying he was gross and that it was comical for him to be as picky as he is. I will stand by that assessment til the end of time.

But at the same time, I can never let myself sit back and just be hopeful, and end up stressing out over a lot of what ifs that never come to pass. The grass is always greener, of course.

Sometimes =/ I'm at the "should I just go ahead and make peace with never finding someone again" part. Not totally giving up, but don't wanna have my hopes up too high either. But I'm a very expectation management to avoid let down type of person, in general.

I used to be one of those warm and fuzzy relationship folks, but now that I've been thrust back into the cold cold world of single-hood, I gotta rep for my peeps.