Thanks for everything you've done here. Honestly, you made me laugh so many times. Thank you.

No they aren’t.

My favorite is the woman who yelled at the obnoxious “pussy water”, “fat lesbian” parents. Service industry employees can so rarely argue back with asshole customers because of the whole money/livlihood/not getting fired thing. But fellow customers, YOU CAN (as long as it can be done safely). If you witness such…

I’m happy if they’re happy, but all I can think about is the poor 62 year-old woman with a 15 year-old daughter. My mom had my sister at 39, and It’s been exhausting for her dealing with a teen even in her 50’s.

Nah, none of that. I loved the quash the vegans story.

It sounds like this policy is mostly trying to address the gap between front of the house and back of the house workers. For waitstaff to be able to buy houses while kitchen staff can’t even make rent really isn’t fair. Although I agree, $9/hour is a crappy wage for anyone.

We get them wandering down into our little town sometimes and I know lots of people who’ve seen bears on trail runs but I’m over here like no thanks, I’ll pass on that experience. From afar is fine with me. :)

A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist,” “Fillings of Passion,” “The Huge Mølars of Horst…

The sad thing is if the bears actually eat stupid people, they get destroyed. That is why we need to make people less stupid. These are things tourists have actually done in Banff, NP in Canada: put honey on their kid’s face to entice a bear to come lick it off; sued the Canadian government for not being clearer that…

I experience this too. I have dreams with 'snapshots' of situations. Just looking at a kitchen or driving past something, hearing someone say a word. It it sometimes YEARS later that I relive that situation and the strangest feeling comes over me. It's like deja vu but I am very much aware that I dreamed it a long…

That's actually a beautiful idea, that a parent was first their children's child, and will be again when everyone's life is over... I don't know why I feel that is so touching - maybe because it means you are always connected, forever, and that death is just a pause to change places.

In terms of premonitions, I do see things in my dreams and then recognize them later in real life, but I don't have premonitions like some of the posts here.

Yes! This happens to me too. I only really remember them as they're actually happening, but whenever I first dream them I'm conscious of them, because I'll distinctly remember thinking, at the time I first dreamed them, "Oh, this can't be one of those dejavu dreams because I don't work in an office like that" or…

Oh, yeah, totally - I never talk about this to anyone, because I just feel like I would sound stupid saying, "I saw this moment in a dream," partly because, you know, claiming to see the future in dreams sounds ridiculous, but also because most of the snapshots I get are nothing really significant, and I suspect most…

Heh, it feels almost exactly like playing a video game for the second time, but I want to get it right! I think once in a while I'm I able to anticipate a thing, like a waiter dropping something or an alarm going off, but again, nothing ever very useful, all very mundane.

I get those all the time! Sometimes its snippets of conversations that make no sense, like I'm sitting in carousel talking about politics and eating chocolate and days/weeks/months/years later I'll be talking to a co-worker about the upcoming election eating halloween chocolate and he'll show me a video of his kid on…

I guess premonition is a better word for what I've always considered really weird deja vu. Sometimes I get overwhelming feelings that something bad is about to happen, which often coincides with what's happening around me lining up with something from a dream. Nothing bad ever happens, but there have been several…

Oh wow, you have the exact same experience I have with them! It will happen, I'll think, "Wait I remember this" and immediately it takes me back *exactly* to when I dreamed it and I remember that particular moment vividly too. It's bizarre, but kinda cool too.

Scary story time:

Congratulations! It's really a raw deal though, right? This is the time that nature should allow you to sleep 18 hours a day if you want. Wishing you at least one decent night before the baby comes!