This will be my last comment as I will no longer be reading Jezebel or Gawker. Please, please put “restaurant story day” onto another site as Mondays will not be the same without it. I sincerely hope that Hulk Hogan wins his lawsuit and Nick Denton loses all his money.

We were sitting on our front porch one day when our cat started growling. I got up and walked around the corner and BEARS! We ran into the house and thanked our cat for warning us. I really only want to see bears on TV.

I call it dream matching. I’ve never heard anyone else have this before, and am excited that it doesn't just happen to me. I also wonder what it means.

This gave me chills as the same thing has been happening to me for years.

I get that too. It’s like dreams I had ages ago match up with things that are happening in my life now. I’ve had it on and off for years, but I don’t really know what it means.

Even when I was a vegetarian, I found vegans to be a pain in the ass.

I know, you can’t sleep before the kid is born, then you know you won’t get any after either.

Then maybe she shouldn’t have gotten pregnant in the first place. I loved being pregnant! Despite the heartburn from hell, I would do it again in a heartbeat. I was nearly 39 when I had my beautiful daughter and it was worth every second of 20 hours of back labour followed by a c-section.

I used to work at the Cheescake Cafe in Canada. Is this the same as the Cheesecake Factory? We used to make the best mud pie ever and I still wish I had the recipe.

I know, I used to deliver prescriptions when I got out of high school and the people in the poorer neighbourhoods usually tipped and the people in the rich neighbourhoods wanted their change down to the penny.

These are our three boys, Lemmy, George and the Bundaroo. They are all brothers from different litters. Lemmy is named after Lemmy from Motörhead, George from Bugs Bunny and the Bundaroo from South Park.