This will be my last comment as I will no longer be reading Jezebel or Gawker. Please, please put “restaurant story day” onto another site as Mondays will not be the same without it. I sincerely hope that Hulk Hogan wins his lawsuit and Nick Denton loses all his money.

We were sitting on our front porch one day when our cat started growling. I got up and walked around the corner and BEARS! We ran into the house and thanked our cat for warning us. I really only want to see bears on TV.

I call it dream matching. I’ve never heard anyone else have this before, and am excited that it doesn't just happen to me. I also wonder what it means.

This gave me chills as the same thing has been happening to me for years.

I get that too. It’s like dreams I had ages ago match up with things that are happening in my life now. I’ve had it on and off for years, but I don’t really know what it means.

Even when I was a vegetarian, I found vegans to be a pain in the ass.

I know, you can’t sleep before the kid is born, then you know you won’t get any after either.

Then maybe she shouldn’t have gotten pregnant in the first place. I loved being pregnant! Despite the heartburn from hell, I would do it again in a heartbeat. I was nearly 39 when I had my beautiful daughter and it was worth every second of 20 hours of back labour followed by a c-section.

I used to work at the Cheescake Cafe in Canada. Is this the same as the Cheesecake Factory? We used to make the best mud pie ever and I still wish I had the recipe.

I know, I used to deliver prescriptions when I got out of high school and the people in the poorer neighbourhoods usually tipped and the people in the rich neighbourhoods wanted their change down to the penny.