I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

“MSN reports that Botha fired his rifle on the charging cows, but a fourth swept in and surprised him from the side.”

Good.

Can you imagine shelling out all that money and working that hard just for PENCE to be the speaker? Huge slap in the face.

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

The pundit on CNN is not having it. He has been on every single half hour reminding everyone that a sitting president has only one time in history fired the head of an investigation on himself. And we all know how that turned out. Every single half hour show.

She is just insufferable in every way. I really wonder what the count is for screaming off cam once the interview is over with her. Her little “irrelevant” quip, reality itself does not matter to her.

God, CAN THEY PLEASE STOP BRINGING UP THE FUCKING CAMPAIGN UNLESS IT HAS TO DO WITH HOW THEY COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA TO WIN IT?

I WAS FUCKING EXCITED!!!

SAME. So much same.

Ditto.

I concur. The beverage makes Toxic Masculinity seem palatable. I’d have named it Energized Feminist Base or Sweet Misandry (bonus points because either name would rattle dipshit MRAs).

It could’ve been you, Hill. I will never stop being sad.

I wouldn’t have expected toxic masculinity to sound so delicious. I would have guessed something more like Tang mixed with sweat and female tears.

Is Susan Sarandon even just tiniest bit of self aware? She reminds me of my grandmother who had a mood disorder. Any time she disagreed with you, you were an idiot and misinformed and she was clearly right. And is she trying to telling call Deborah a punk for not saying shit to her face? If she was so passionate about…

Susan Sarandon is a BernieBot who was and remains comfortable not voting for Hillary because as a rich white famous person, none of this affects her in the slightest. Fuck her.

SUSAN:

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