I am constantly infuriated by the wistful, “Oh, I would take Dubya back; he wasn’t so bad, etc.” Wasn’t so bad? He presided over a completely evil administration which is responsible for spreading terrorism much more effectively than 9/11. He is a war criminal.

The most clever part, to me, was subtly mocking the election coverage - “keep watch on the podium for ‘breaking news’ while some woman stands over there reciting detailed policy proposals.” Pretty huge and deep burn on cable news.

Sam Bee is the fucking best. Sorry I have nothing more insightful to add.

The hospital where I was born was demolished two decades ago. I think this means I technically don’t exist. WooooooOooOoooo spooky!

It’s mid-60s female early retiree now helping out at the local library on Wednesday afternoons.

Dude what? You know that hospitals aren’t in charge of names, right? Jesus fucking Christ.

He looks like Beardonna playing Kris Jenner’s eventual Hell’s Angels phase.

Based on that pic I will refer to him as Clairol Shag Mullett and nothing else.

I love how our “toughest” president in history is such a wimp than he can’t even stand a correspondents dinner.

Was Pence there, or were there too many non-wife women showing ankle for him to participate?

The best way to handle Milo is to starve him of attention. Don’t voice outrage at his stupid statements. Don’t print interviews with him. Let him have his troll festival but stay away. Don’t have a counter protest, that just feeds the beast.

“I didn’t want to have tears in my eyes because people would swear I was crying because of the new president.”

As someone with family in South Korea, what the everloving fuck, is this?!

With all due respect, it’s pretty crazy to call this the best film of all time when A Very Brady Sequel exists.

So in other words it was another shitty, crazy day.

Which of these is the ugliest part of NAFTA?

This shit-stew of an administration, the investigations and the backlash to Trump is making me “happy” for the first time since the election. How about you guys?

Two options: lock him the fuck up or give him immunity so he rolls on trump. Anything else is unacceptable.

Is that Ice tea?