I'll admit it: when I first read this step, it took me a minute to get it. I didn't see the creases in the picture and couldn't figure it out, and didn't catch on to why I didn't understand. Then I realized: it's because I am such a *master* of this step already, and I didn't need the instructions typed out for me. …

the "bus stop of desire" second in sexiness only to "the DMV waiting room of wanton"

Yep. And this just got cross posted so I fear that many of these whiny dudes who think Schrodinger's rapist is soooo mean will be here shortly.

The shit he wrote sounds no different than the same casual misogyny one hears every day. That's why I will never trust a man if I hear him say anything sexist. Men can whine about how unfair it is all they want, I make no apologies for being unforgiving if any man shows a red flag.

I am SHOCKED. SHOCKED I TELL YOU.

Step 4: Make sure to smash your middle finger into your dress right before it dries.

Is Indiana part of the Mid-West? I had to work with four engineers from Japan for a week in Indiana.

I will slowly back away from this thread as it's obvious I'm in the minority here.

I think if you're looking for calm, rational discourse with a lack of potential offense, a series of write-in stories giving the people on the bottom rung of the food service industry an opportunity to vent isn't really the place to look for it.

As an atheist in the Midwest, it really gets old being in the service industry and being pummeled with Christianity on the clock. Whatever I'm being paid, it's never enough to deal with the "you need to be saved" pamphlets and speeches. And don't even get me started on the post church groups who file into their local…

I'm pretty sure Jesus would order one meal for the table and everyone would be fed.

Kirk Cameron is not acceptable as payment

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

As a Midwesterner (who has lived outside the Midwest more than once), the idea of being just SHOCKED that people from the coasts (especially East) like to rip on "flyover country" is hilarious. And really not very Midwestern! Proper Midwestern response is to silently exclaim to yourself that these elitist bozos have…

I worked at a drive-thru only fast food place where it was not uncommon for staff to put scabs and/or loogies in a customer's food if said customer was being a total asshole.

I worked in doctors office. I collected the paper that held the diagnoses for you after you saw the doctor as well as your co-pay. When I told a guy his copay was 10 dollars, he gave me a "bill" and told me to keep the change and basically bolted out.

Here is how I see it. When you travel somewhere there is an expectation that you should try and understand, and to a reasonable point, cater to the customs of another culture. Here, there was a culture that was established for 50 weeks a year, and for 2 of them there were people coming in, who were clearly from a…

Oh, I'm sure they would disagree >.> (I live in Missouri)

...It's...not about you?

Yes, yes, yes! I am tired of the horrible oppression Christians from the Midwest have had to endure for literally CENTURIES here in America! Especially the *rich* ones. Oh, what a horrible existence to have endured. I feel such secondhand shame now.