Doesn't everything really come back to that age old question, which came first, the chicken or the rape apologist?

I seriously can't decide if this guy is a huge troll, an absolute idiot, or the most genius performance artist of our time.

to be fair, i think that's exactly how i would prep for tv, too.

This is a great point, and one that ties to some other thoughts I've been having about how frats really just reflect many of the same problems as the broader institutions of which they're part. A school like Amherst with a sterling national reputation has, in many ways, the same issue. The institution's goal is…

I don't know if you've ever worked as a baker, but traditionally we are only allowed to use one standard carton of 12 eggs per day. That's why it's such a difficult career path - you must learn to budget the dozen eggs to last through the entire day.

Fudge doesn't have eggs. Neither do bagels. #notallbakedgoods

Nobody intends to protect rapists, they intend to protect the reputation of the frat and system as a whole

He was reelected, sweetie.

#munchkintruther

Don't take it from me, go to a grocery store and ask for a dozen eggs and you will literally always get twelve, kind of a case in point.

Guys. Why is anyone arguing with this bro? His comments stand for themselves — i.e., the type of person who would have this reaction to Jia's article has the mental prowess to deduce that an entire establishment is a "hole institution," and that when you break one egg in a dozen, what you have left is 12 eggs.

treasure

I AM ACTUALLY FUCKING CRYING RIGHT NOW

You make so many excellent points in this piece Jia, but this one stands out;

I think most of us like to believe that every morning/night she looks at herself really, really closely in the mirror and starts painting dark streaks on her face as she loses herself in a sort of Apocalypse Now trance about who she is.

wow my parts

He's definitely got the rakish charm and has proven he can lead an actioner. I'm all for it!
(can Hiddles be the bad guy?)

you guys i am possibly more enraged than i have ever been. i yawn more offensive shit than this right wing, jesus dick sucking, god jizz loving, angel-bottoming, cunt-fearful, mother cunt sniffing, ass spelunking vomit bucket has ever heard in his LIFE.

Is it worst to be pasty or faux orange like Mittens?

Well if that isn't the most cocksucking, shitstreaming, motherfucking, bullshit I've heard all day, this shitass cunt is going to eat her motherfucking hat.