lol thc lol i am a child

But is it local, small-batch formaldehyde?

I did not know who Grande was before Jezebel started covering her so much but this is my favorite thing on the internet right now. It gives me life. She is a baby.

I did find out one of her songs actually features the line "Now that I know who I really are" which caused me to have a rage stroke at a barista for…

Me neither— and I'd like to keep it that way! ^^ Knowing she's a random baby is much funnier without having to know what her music sounds like or what she says or any of that. I consider her a meme that was invented by Jezebel and just sort of stuck.

Yay, it's not just me! I don't know what an Ariana Grande is exactly, but this baby thing is freaking hilarious. I like being on this team...here for the mirth.

I am beginning to believe it.

When they said that, I immediately began calling myself the Prada of people.

Imagine if police didn't bother investigating other crimes because it was just too expensive.

Eddieeddieeddieeddie! I'm ready!!

If the film doesn't involve Patsy being on Tinder, I will be much displeased.

I'd honestly rather them do it somewhere public so we know who they are.

Point, but I prefer them to be in public so we can point and laugh at them. ;)

And to their grandmas.

And this does nip in the bud the "free speech" part so well. Forces them to stand behind their brilliant comments.

And invite their parents.

PEOPLE FACEBOOK IS PUBLIC AND PEOPLE CAN READ IT!!! If you wan't to be a horrible person do it at home like everyone else. stupid assholes.

"Make them read the posts publicly to their assembled classmates. In a room. Live."

*warm honey and lemon throat drink, or something*