As a former retail worker, I can promise you that people always hear, "Okay, we'll do it this time, but next time follow the rules" as "You're getting away with it, and as long as you get a different employee next time, you'll get away with it then, too." Because that's usually how it works until they get someone,…

Perfect. You nailed it.

It's like watching an externally manifested existential crisis. Except with face paint.

plot twist they aren't okay, the whole internet is watching.

it looks like #9 is actually saying "oh my god, I hope nobody saw us" and that that is what the "we're /you're ok" is in response to

The older dude on the right-hand side of the shot also has a very clear look of "Well, this has gone swiftly to shit." She's at the center of the frame and has the BEST FACE EVER, but I think the whole group is in trouble and knows it. Co-sign your explanation.

I'm going with "super not supposed to be there," based on the fact that the guy in the 9 jersey seems to grasp the situation at about the same time that she does. I imagine a conversation in the car on the way down along the lines of "I'll get away with this as long as no one outside of this vehicle ever knows."

And the way her hand just hangs there, in a limp scratching claw, as she cycles through every human emotion before finally resigning herself to her fate.

it's such a journey. you can see the blame shift in her eye movements: first the dude, then her, then the dude again, then the game, then the universe

The glance down at him, as it all crystalizes for her. The licked lips at the end. Can Vines be put in museums?

She's a maestro of shifty eyes.

You really have to watch it more than a few times to truly see and embrace the nuance and hilarity.

Oh my god it gets funnier every single time

I can't stop watching it. Every second is pure perfection. Even the background characters contribute to the plot in a super significant way

Honest to Blog I find this shit extremely hilarious. Truly one of the more awkward things I've ever seen. I am guessing "high as fuck" and "not supposed to be in NoLA"

One of my facebook friends who is a die hard FSU fan posted a link to the video with the quote "stay class Oregon." I thought that has to be the most ironic thing anyone's ever said about the situation.

Maru and Hana are treasures. Cats in general are treasures.

Emperor Maru is not impressed by your fawning obeisance.

I would've watched like 20 more minutes of this

find your bliss—NO. SEIZE your bliss, Maru.

Omg the hat! Out-effing-STANDING.