There is one other possible reason than to make money, but it's worse: she might be planning to trademark the phrase just to prevent people from using it, which would basically be the world's biggest dick move.

it's also good to assume that at LEAST 50% of any selfies are drunk selfies.

I am sure everyone likes pictures of your cats and face. It is just that only 166 people have seen them so far.

It's all good, Tommy. Even the sheep who wander furthest from the flock deserve a second chance.

I think you worded me into the ground and then your extra words threw dirt on my crummy miswritten sentences body.

Oh Tommy. A very, very ancient Gawker Media law forbids commenters from asking questions like "who???" in comments because, as you so clearly know, if you're able to drop a comment into a post you are probably able to use this newfangled contraption known as Google. In the olden times, asking "WHO???" like a moron…

Mine is 94% real! Yes, America's Baby appeals to the REAL PEOPLE.

HA HA YA BURNT

Can we please talk about rapper Mase who lost 1.5 million of his 1.6 million followers!!!

HaHA, I lost zero followers, because apparently 166 humans like pictures of my cats and face.

I once witnessed a psychologist and practicing therapist go on an amazing rant about how Dr. Phil didn't have the patience to treat people with actual therapy so he got a TV show as an excuse to just abuse people. It was amazing. I've never seen anyone hate Dr. Phil as much as my friends with psychology and/or…

You're referring to the guy who thinks pajamas can emit negative ions to reduce stress in the body, right?

I had an ex-boyfriend who, among other crimes, insisted that I read The Secret. Repeatedly. And then gave me a copy. I read about 1/4 of it to get him to shut up and I had to fight the urge to set it on fire. But he had rich parents and I'm pretty sure wishing is about all he ever did to be "successful," so I guess he…

Oprah had a doctor on who said hypothyroidism is caused by "swallowing your words" (in case you didn't know, it's usually autoimmune). She also spent a couple years promoting The Secret which was essentially "if you think good thoughts, you'll get rich and be healthy and all the good things will happen, because I…

even worse - she gave Jenny McCarthy a massive anti-vaccine platform with little or NO opposition.

I blame Oprah for two of TV's biggest quacks and charlatans: Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz.

That's because you only go on pizza night

Yeah, every actor in that movie suffered. Ewan, Liam, and Samuel L. Jackson were way off their usual game too.

Rising through the ranks by being cutthroat doesn't work once you get to the top. The only throat left to cut is your own.

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