why do all your possibilities have her as the person to blame?

I, for one, feel duped.

You know what else is great? All those Wall Street douches who threw around Cuban cigars will suddenly lose a status symbol. Hahaha.

Both. A little of both.

...and he's the BEST Florida could do when it came to picking a Senator in 2010.

You're known by the company you keep. Stupor Mario.

Why is he such an idiot all the time? Can he not hear himself talk? Does he just not care? WTF?

It's Mark so always assume the latter

Oh hey look everybody, it's travistravistravis talking about rape again! Not makin' any claims, just wide-eyed observations that SOME women DO make false claims, don't you know that, wouldn't want to forget that now would you, p.s. how dare you read anything into the fact that I literally never let a rape case be…

It feels like a silkworm jizzing all over your face and they wouldn't let me write about it anywhere else. Next!

Allen really wanted to help over Gchat when I was writing this:

My favorite scent is clover

The Pope got involved in the talks because actually it's about ethics in game journalism.

Marco Rubio, whose own grandfather was an illegal immigrant from Cuba who had a deportation order against him.

Pictured: not a smart man.

haha. The water thing. I had forgotten that. Classic. Great end of the workday laugh.

You should really look up the statistics on how often women report false accusations vs. the total number of rapes (not to mention the huge number that go unreported).

Some of the possibilities presented are clearly coming from the mindset of someone who is ridiculous. First thought in a rape accusation is "She must be gunning for that payday" says tons about the type of person who would think that.

she was too drunk/high to give consent

I'm reading that as she was drugged, woke up and didn't know what happened but there was evidence of assault.