SUSAN IS VERY VERY PIOUS AND HOLY AND SPIRITUAL AND NO ONE LOVES JESUS MORE THAN SUSAN!!!!!!

Oh, Susan in Glendale. Take comfort that your comment was front and center on the Daily Mail's....cock and bull story.

Goddess. Worship. Can. Not. speaaaaaa

Yay! I always love to see more representation of trans women that isn't based in tired stereotypes. By the by, Candy is also the mag that gave us this stunner of Tilda Swinton. Given her usually androgynous ouvre, this one struck me like she was in drag, which I immediately thought was kind of funny.

That's okay, Rick Perry will probably also run to make Jeb seem like the reasonable middle ground on the issue.

I never knew lap dances were misandry. Is this a trick that PUAs have devised to get women to give them lap dances? I smell a rat.

So is this the daughter who stated she doesn't identify with black people because she went to a prep school and is rich or is this the daughter who was raped by Mike Tyson and Bill and Camille forced her not to report it to police?

CROW WHY IS UR AVATAR NOT THIS??

Hush. She just streamed Jawbreaker & Clueless back to back, while listening to Veruca Salt. That outfit felt so right.

IF I COULD TURN IT OFF I WOULD.

NO IS NOT THE FUCKING TIME BEARS

Well, ok, but then I'll have to compliment them on the forehand and I've always had a little trouble raising those compliments over the glove.

tay is everything the end, by adultosaur.

"emasculated" by lap dances

People have a weird conspiracy thing going on. They think medicine is run by big pharma (not a completely crazy idea) and so it can't be trusted on the issue of vaccines.

It's not THAT hard - sheesh, they let ME be a doctor, after all

Why is it so hard for people to accept that medicine is real?

Fuck those fucking santacon assholes. Seriously. EVERY YEAR they are the absolute worst. It's a stupid fucking tradition where drunk bro's + bro-esses make a fool of themselves, vomit on the streets and fuck up the MTA. GET OFF MY LAWN.

"Time for daddy to sleep." — Jeb (while holding a pillow)

We need a series of political ads: Show Iraqi refugees, post-Katrina New Orleans, 9/11 footage.