Former barista here. I cannot tell you how many variations of macchiato I've heard. Macarena/macaroni/macchiachi.... endless. I think my favorite was probably mariachi. Especially when they don't enunciate on the rest of the order and ask for an extra camel mariachi. Great mental picture. In fact, I need to Google…

Unrelated, but I just snortlaughed over your name.

Totally appreciate making the distinction. I just hate when I have to type the same statement over and over to reply to people. I'm lazy, but too neurotic to just copy/paste answers because I worry about being repetitive. I can't tell if this is because my mother was a grammar-nazi editor (seriously, the woman edited…

It's so awesome. She showed up with a big ass box of them and was like "here! I have a million of the damn things!" She also gave me a box of samples for those little scent beads (I have no idea what they're called. Unstoppables? Maybe? ) I love those things, because I have three cats and cats are assholes.

I feel ya. I have a delightfully (hahaha) long history of ovarian teratomas, currently working on number 5. I have tried since the second one at 16 (when they told me I would keep having these forever) to get an oopherectomy. Nope. They wouldn't even give me an IUD, kept telling me I wasn't eligible because I don't…

Well, I can say i know of at least 2 instances personally (one evangelical, one Catholic) where a church has baptised a stillborn child, but definitely never heard of it happening for even late term miscarriages, so... point still stands as far as I can tell.

Ouch. Sorry you're getting dogpiled, hun. This is why I always read further before replying to a comment to see if my issue with the op is addressed in subsequent comments. :/

I have a friend who works for Tide, or whoever their parent company is, and she apparently gets boxes of samples for free. I legit haven't paid for laundry detergent in at least a year. Sometimes you just luck out.

Will this ever not be funny? Slow clap for you, madam.

Eeeee! Finally! I was so upset about the trailer only having my bae Natalie for, like, half a second. No joke, when I saw her haircut for the first time and realized it's just like mine, I knew we were meant to be. So many feels for her.

That is officially replacing Chairman Meow as my favorite pun cat name.

So... I may or may not have poor impulse control (I do) and I may or may not have immediately gone out and gotten the smashbox palette (I did). It is fabulous, and I love it almost as much as I love my cats.

Thank you so much! I too have many feels about makeup and finally being in a position to buy stuff that isn't from the drugstore. My main hold-back is I'm easily intimidated by a wide selection if I don't recognize anything. I panic a little and end up leaving with nothing :/

Okay, slightly off topic, and also seems like the best place to ask this question. I'm finally in a place financially that I can start buying better makeup, but know literally nothing about higher end brands. Can you or anyone make some suggestions, since you seem to know way more than I do? I'm looking for pretty…

I tried it, too, while I was reading. Thank Jeebus only the cats are around to see how stupid I look.

If anyone else has mentioned this, please feel free to ignore it. I'm a former partner, and I have a lot of friends who still work there, and I've seen a copy of the dress-code update they sent the stores. My problem with the ring thing is this: it's not ALL rings. You can have "a plain band." Which sex usually has a…

I read the headline that way at first. Very glad someone else noticed it.

Yeah, Kaiser's a sweetie. He climbs up in bed with us at night and wants me to pull the blankets up around him and hold him like a teddy bear. He's just going through an unphotogenic phase. Pretty sure this is his passive aggressive way of informing me that he and Hannibal are still pissed about the new (6 months ago)…

I have a nurse friend who has a story about vagina maggots. You two should hang out sometime.

At least you get bitch faces. The only pictures one of my cats has let me get recently is either him under the blanket or him with a derp face.