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Puking still sucks, though. The dude who intercepted something meant for either my friend or me is a big guy, and whatever it was it messed him up hard. A few of us ended up staying over to make sure he was okay when it finally wore off. I ended up passing out in his bathtub while he was vomiting.

You poor thing! I just commented above that the same thing happened to a friend of mine. I'm glad you're friends stayed with you, too. Internet hugs.

That shit is so scary. I'm so sorry that happened to you. I went out with a group of friends last year, and one of my friends got drugged. The scariest part of that is that he finished my and another girl's drink, and we're pretty sure it was one of those. He's a big guy (like 6'1" and weighs about 250 lbs) and has a…

In fairness to my suddenly demure phone, I just realized it might be because I have someone listed in my contacts as "shitbird" so I know not to pick up. I still don't feel like that's a good excuse on it's part for avoiding real words for body parts. Does your spell check also shy away from "vulva?" Because the…

I will admit that i think talkers can be amusing, sometimes. I

My phone is also in denial of the existence of areolas. (In fact, it just suggested "aerials") Considering it believes that "shitbird" is a real word, I'm a bit concerned about its sudden prudishness.

This is one of my all time favorites, and it makes me so happy whenever it gets posted. Thanks for giving me something to smile about on a shit day.

I'm slightly embarassed to say this, but I don't even usually need to get extra stuff. I'm incredibly uninspired this year, and very procrastinate-y. I was going to use a new cosplay I've been working on, but will not be even close to finishing it by Halloween. So I decided to just wear what are fairly normal clothes…

I'm probably just going to dig out one of my steampunk rigs for work. They've never seen me in anything other than a chef's coat or my "it's early as shit and I can't be bothered with real clothes" outfits which are invariably yoga pants and one of my five billion cthulhu t-shirts. I'm slightly interested in what…

That's too bad, that would have been so awesome. I've done a few cosplays as a couple and they are usually super fun. I'm having trouble with getting the KOWC onboard with my latest idea, though. Hopefully you guys can think of a fix or another cool idea.

Ugh... I get that this is for people with limited mobility and all but still... ugh. I'm only surprised that this isn't in Texas. MFers love them some drive thrus down here. There's a drive thru pawn shop a couple miles from where I live. *cringe*

What about a Silent Hill 2 nurse that used a sexy nurse costume covered in fake blood as a base? Asking for friend.

Jeebus. I'm so sorry, hun. That's just awful. Seeing that shit happen on such an innocent critique scares the hell out of me. Some of those people were fucking crazy! How the hell did they make the (not at all logical) leap that you were involved with the #gamergate scum?

Their China correspondent, who I think is Louisa Lim (sp?), although I could be wrong, drops her "r's" and I can't tell if it's an accent or a speech impediment, but it makes me crazy. I have to turn her off after a bit cuz I just can't with it anymore.

Gosh, where to even start? I want to save some of the best ones to Uber, but I have plenty... hmmm... oh here's a good one.

Lol! If I were a doctor, ERRYBODY would know. I'd have t-shirts that proclaimed it to the world.

Most excellent. As a human caregiver to a local cell... I mean... 3 wonderfully not-plotting-domination-at-all kitties, I try to remember that proper luxury and a good appearance is critical to mission success... I mean... maintaining proper snuggling standards.

Just noticed the MD in your name. Imma go ahead and blame the brain damage for that one. (Hangs head in shame)

I was thinking of pairing them off (white/white, brown/brown, calico/calico) and doing like a sort of head and back cover kind of in the style of old horse armor? Like a nice crimson or aubergine fabric with a metallic fringe or trim to it? Totally love the idea of tiny sleigh bells being involved, though. Ohgodwait,…