It actally is pretty nice. I mentioned it in another comment, but I have a cosplay corset that I do use as a purse. Phone, wallet, cigarette case and holder an a lighter fit up there just fine, I can cover them with my blouse and it looks a lot more authentic than having to lug a bag around. I'm not sure exactly what…
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I have a friend who's a vet tech and she has the best stories and pictures. She got to play with a skunk the other day and I am SO JEALOUS!
A friend of mine has a pitbull that has eaten (with every sign of enjoyment): rocks, 2 keys, the foot off of a cement filled lawn ornament, and the bottom step of her basement stairs. She constantly has to run over and take things away from him. He's managed to pass everything he's eaten, including the keys and the…
Totally get it. I don't watch Say Yes, but one of my favorite things to do is get drunk with friends and go through bridal magazines. No interest in being married whatsoever, but get me a $7 magazine full of dresses and flowers and shit and I turn into someone Princeton Mom would be totally proud of. I really need to…
No one else seems to have brought this up, but I just noticed it and it's driving me crazy: did you pick the pictures of them wearing incredibly similar dresses on purpose? All I can think is that it looks like she's doing a cosplay of Anna...
Stealing this gif. Just snortlaughed in public.
When I worked at Starbucks, some guy once asked me if I had hot panties. After a good 2 minutes of blink stare, as I processed this, I told him to get the fuck out. To which he replied, and I quote, "But I just wanted a sandwich." This provoked another few minutes of staring as I attempted to figure out what that…
THANK YOU! Former Starbucks barista. I got the no foam cappuccino a few times and it was always perplexing. But seriously, iced cappuccinos are THE most disgusting thing ever. You understand that I am steaming this milk and then pouring hot foam over ice right? You are basically sucking down a venti cesspool of…
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Every noun and verb in that sentence arouses me. If you ever don't feel like grilling them, get a pan smoking hot, sear the shit out of the steaks, toss in the marrow butter and some garlic and thyme and angle the pan so the butter pools and then ladle it over the top until the steaks are as done as you want them.…
Ermagherd! Marrow! Marrow is probably my favorite thing ever. I go batshitty over it. Like, seriously, breaking open bones to get at it savage. I recently made bone marrow flan at home after seeing it on a restaurant menu. Soooooo good.
In related news, isn't some asshole congressman currently suing for a personal exemption to try and block his daughters from getting access to birth control? And I think at least one of the girls is like 18 or 19? I remember laughsobbing about it.
Pasties would probably work most of the time, but another part of it is clothing construction. Most tailored blouses hover at least 2 inches from my chest. I have a couple layering camisoles that think their default position is somewhere around my collar bones if y don't have a padded bra on to stretch them so they…
Tbh, most of the time I don't really care, but some dads are fucking creepy. Another thing is that most clothing is made with a certain level of chesty-ness in mind. As I have NO chesty-ness, a padded push-up or even just a really well structured regular bra can be a godsend when I find clothes I really like but can't…
Nipple rings, and I work with college age teens and occasionally deal with parents. I don't wear one often. Mostly I have a chef's jacket on and you can't tell, but orientation and certain classes I wear street clothes.
My extended family is SUPER Catholic. I've been disappointing them more or less since I converted to Judaism at age 13. (This is shocking for several reasons, as my family are also recent Croatian immigrants. ) They have pretty much the exact same mindset as your family seems to. I've been asked when I'm going to stop…
That sounds heavenly. Seriously getting ready to raid the Korean market for squid ink. I love playing with presentations, and at the very least it'll be a fun way to fuck with the kids in my classes.
Thanks so much for the tip! Even shopping online can be such a craps shoot. I spend the whole time wondering if the damn things will actually be a 28. (It's happened.Twice)