People DO have intolerances that can seriously fuck up their system. My GF does and it is honestly kind of annoying that stuff like "gluten free" is more of a fad for health hippie idiots. There are a small number of people who can't eat certain things and it's being made a mockery of by people who it doesn't actually…

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

Whatever, there was no marriage until the Christian God (THE ONLY GOD) was like, "Let there be light and also marriage. But not for the gays because that's icky." Also that happened 6000 years ago and paleontologists are just a bunch of dirty liars. Fact.

I actually tried to wipe it off my computer screen just to make sure it wasn't on my end, even though it was moving. :\

smudge on the lens? My brain keeps going, "Arggh, wipe it off. WIPE IT OFF."

I'm sure they'll eventually learn to rub on you like a kitten and jump on your shoulder and generally turn your life into a Disney cartoon...a Disney cartoon with rabies.

Yeah, that black dot was driving me nuts and seriously detracting from the video.

What is that little hovering black dot? Chipmunk, cute. Black dot, anxiety.

My sister became a Christian in her 20s and married into a very Christian family. They were nice people, but the rest of our side of the family is not that religious, if at all.

I was 12 and it was my uncle's wedding. I went to the bathroom and when I came out of the stall to wash my hands, a woman was crying at the sink. As I walked around her to get a paper towel to dry my hands, some other lady comes into the bathroom screaming, knocking me over as she ran in, and just punches the other…

At my boyfriend's good friend's wedding we were at the "after party" at a bar and a girl who I had previously been chatting with very casually who appeared super sweet (I didn't know anyone and was there with my boyfriend) appeared out of nowhere and BEAT THE SHIT out of her boyfriend. I was standing with my back to…

Well, thanks to seating, no fight did happen....but...

I expect to have two such stories by the end of the year. My brother is getting married in May and my sister is getting married in July. My family has never met my brothers future in-laws, and from my understanding his future mother in law is very conservative and thinks my brother is an alcoholic (She doesn't drink…

My wedding was an outdoor small cheap ceremony in a park. I mean, the Justice of the Peace who married us showed up on his Harley wearing a shirt with flames on it (AWESOME!). My husbands sister, who used to be my roommate, showed up and brought her poorly trained dog with her. In the middle of the ceremony, she let…

My mum is from Australia and my dad is from New Zealand. They both have three brothers. At my brother's wedding, my mum's youngest brother was a dick to me cos I drank one of the beers he brought for himself (to the wedding.....at a winery). Whilst I was drunkenly yelling at him for being a dick, my dad's younger…

When I was about 19, my mother roped me into attending the wedding of one of her friends' son whom I didn't know (he was around 30) and wouldn't have been able to pick out of the crowd. His family was like the "Oil Boom Busted and We Lost All the Glitz" storyline of Dallas, and this particular member had his struggles…

Not my wedding but my cousin's. My other cousin (let's call him "A"), is also the cousin of the groom, and is a huge crackhead fuck up. Apparently he owed money to the bride's cousin's boyfriend, who was also in attendance at this wedding. Said boyfriend starts talking shit to cousin A and his mom. Meanwhile it's an…