I am so stealing "Talibangelists."

The history of Christianity is liberally splattered with the blood of many thousands of innocent lives. To take a couple of quotations from the Bible and conclude from them that "Christianity is all about love, life, forgiveness, and redemption" is beyond ignorance, it's just lame propagandizing.

Jesus (not literally), are you fucking drunk!?

Yeah, this is what confuses me about really extreme evangelical Christians (or any other extreme Judeo-Christian religion); I can accept that a religious morality code might find lustful thoughts to be inherently wrong. I don't agree with it, but I can understand it. What I don't find logical is the idea that it's…

Constant vigilance. Always have a pair of unappealing sweatpants nearby to throw over your whore-slacks. It's the only way.

I've been saying this for years! I refer to them as Talibangelists.

Well you ARE in the comfort of your own home, so I'm pretty sure God is OK with you being a slut in there. Preferably when your children are gone so you don't taint their innocent minds with your sex body.

OH, FOR...

Right? Christian evangelicals have more in common with radical Muslims than they'd like to admit.

I kind of wish I could tell brides, all your dresses look the same. I had a friend whose wedding I was in who spent like $100 and some change on a very simple ballgown dress from David's Bridal. Ok. Back in the fall I went to friend's wedding and she had spent like clearly thousands of dollars on a dress that look,…

I went to David's Bridal, but only to try on various silhouttes. I wasn't really sure what gown would look best on me. After finding the right shape (ballgown. who knew?), I then went online to find something a bit more affordable. It kind of freaked me out to order anything from China. One of my friends who had just…

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I would honestly rather have my fingernails pulled than be subject to this level of personal management. Given the choice between Hell or being a member of a sorority I would choose Hell in an instant, unless Hell is actually one huge sorority where it is rush week all the time.

I'm pretty sure its like, 99% lycra and 1%patriarchy.

I would join a sorority that did Polish Week. Everyone get together with your Babcis and make kielbasa!

The thing that made my blood boil was the eyeglass part. YOU CAN PULL MY EYEGLASSES FROM MY COLD, DEAD FACE YOU REGINA GEORGE CLONE!

It's about ethics in felines.

I also hate tall cats.

Poor Pixel. Now our Cat Overlords have to make an example out of him . Defiance must be crushed! I assume some sort of Competition about lack of food is about to be declared.