You make a good point. I was too busy crushing on this female Rambo to think it through to that logical extension, myself, but now that I see it spelled out, I do agree.

"I don't always cauterize my own arm, but when I do, I heat the knife on a gas grill."

fffffaaaaarrrrkkk.... My brother is a chef, and he has cut himself open at work several times and just bandaged it (or cauterised it on the grill) and kept going until closing, but jeez lady... And she did everything right from a triage standpoint, was she an ex-combat medic or something?

Meanwhile, I read "cauterized her own arm" and had to go lie down for 20 minutes until the room stopped spinning.

And they say women couldn't stand the heat of battle. SHE, ladies and gents, is who I want to be in a foxhole with.

She can eat a bucket of nails and 3 hours later she'll shit out a Volvo.

She's so hard that Chuck Norris writes facts about her on the Internet.

Her monogrammed coffee thermos says "Bad Motherfucker" on it.

Or challenging Kodiak bears to arm wrestling.

She does NOT make monogrammed coffee thermoses. Other people make them FOR her.

I've seen gratuitously macho stuff that looked painful, but I've never seen anything close to the badassery of cauterizing one's own wound. That woman was either special forces or member of a motorcycle club. Holy shit.

Me, after reading that:

Surely if the internet bands together we can find her and celebrate her for the goddamn hero she is.

She won over my respect. The following is a 100% true story:

She's probably rucking around the outback right now with nothing but a duster hat and a smile.

You should write up some bad screen plays for these and sell them to The Asylum, we might see them on SyFy.

Really? I do have external genitalia and I kinda want to give birth her children. But I'm probably not tough enough for her.

this one reads like a B-movie feste...

I don't even have exterior genitalia and I could feel my bits climbing even further up into my abdomen as I was reading that story. Holy shit in-deed.

"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."