My husband falls clearly under the "Feminist Who Doesn't Know He's A Feminist Until You Tell Him." He does fully 50% of the child-rearing (when he comes home our daughter becomes his shadow), and also does the majority of cooking/ cleaning/ shopping because I'm so damn sick all the time. If I was physically able to…

Man, I was with a guy who complained that his dick was too big for a condom. I refused to have sex with him. I wish I would have been bitchy enough to be like, "Nah, playa, your dick is like maybe average. Maybe your problem is that it's uncomfortable bc the condom doesn't fit snugly enough." Men do realize that sex…

Low End Average Dicks is opening for Linkin Park later this year.

Ever notice that the guys who "can't feel anything" with it on are the same ones who never notice when it slips off?

Are they uncomfortable? Sure, kinda. But so are oozing sores. I'll take the former.

Er, why should WE go buy a grab bag of brands and sizes? If a guy has any previous sexual experience he should know this about himself already, and come to any potential sexual encounter prepared with condoms that fit him. If he doesn't have any available, he should not expect sex. If you're dating a virgin OK, you…

Amen. If I were a dude, I'd go to an online sex shop and buy one of those giant ass SUPER DUPER CONDOM MULTIPACKS!!!11!!!! with like, 100 different kinds. Then I'd try them all until I found my favorites.

I half agree.

That's memorialize this post, as it will stand as evidence for the time that Mr.Noir0033 started drowning in pussy— pussy being thrown at him all left and right and top and bottom and side to side. Why? Because he's fucking reasonable.

I doesn't tho lol! I mean, it's a little constrictive but I never got the whole "it feels weEeird!" Like they're a fucking five year old in a new sweater. It's not THAT bad. And I know I probably sound like I'm verbally jerking myself off but if the woman I'm with is willing to take a pill once or day or go through…

I've had guys literally tell me they can't feel ANYTHING with a condom on. I'm just like. . . how desensitized is your dick, sir?

Friend, they make condoms in all kinds of sizes. If you've got a donkey dick, then you maybe have to order specially made ones online. That's ok. I have big ass titties and have to order bras online. But I do order them, I don't just go without. We all have our crosses, ya know?

I'm giggling to myself so hard.

Hey, he heard on Fox News that a lady just needs to pop a whore pill every time she wants to slut it up. That's how it works, ok?

Literally had a guy say that to me..."can't you just go on the pill?" Like it was the easiest thing in the world for my inexperienced college-kid self.

She didn't touch his d***. She touched his s*** (sock).

But hey, baby, can't you just like, go on the pill so we can go without condoms? What do you mean it makes you sick? C'mon, everybody takes it, it can't be that bad. C'mon baby, do it for me! For us! Don't you want to feel me—- all of me?

Condoms ruin the intimacy of sharing all of your funky infections with your unsuspecting partner. Where has the romance gone!?