Nope. This is how you do underwear ads:

Seriously. I once had to run the chef around because some lady came in, ordered pad thai and proclaimed she was 'deathly allergic to fish sauce.' At a THAI restaurant.

This is a thing my 2 year old regularly requests. "Mama, make the ice hot! I don't want cold ice I need HOT ice!!"

Was at our town's new "deluxe diner" last week. It's fantastic and they are brand-new so the waitstaff is still getting their footing, figuring out staffing patterns, menu quirks, etc. The food is sort of upscale diner-ish and just delicious. Anyway, as my table was finishing our meals, a new table sat next to us. Two…

Well, I know what show I'm binge-watching next. Dear god.

She deserves scorn/ ridicule because she made a scene and insisted that the (non existent) bread rolls were previously provided to her for FREE. Unless the restaurant regularly gives away free platters of tempura (seems doubtful?) her mistake wasn't just seeing tempura on someone's table and mistaking it for bread.

oh, allergic to gluten lady, if you're going to lie, commit to it. i'd have refused to serve her for liability reasons, at least until she admits she was either lying or didn't know what she was talking about.

Because she was an ass about it. She was rude to the server as were her friends. If she'd been polite then fair enough it would be mean to laugh, but she wasn't.

I saw that too! One contestant, while trying to substitute gummy bears for goose fat in her iteration of matzo ball soup (wtf?), was attempting to cut the said gummy bears using a knife still in a sheath. When she was instructed to remove the sheath, she then attempted to resume cutting with the wrong side of the…

Sometimes you don't know until it is too late. A dear friend ordered a very hot dish at one of my favorite places. Staff warned her it was very hot indeed. Great, she says, and the server goes to put in the order. I gently warn her they mean "native-palate hot" by hot. Thirty minutes of her crying and rinsing her…

Or a sex position. ;)

Kitchenette's new tag line should be "GLUTEN... IT'S CARCASS FREE!"

Are the all-beef hot dogs made from carcasses?

Is the ranch dressing served in a monogrammed coffee thermos by an aggressive Italian waiter who wants to eat all your bread unless the Russian patriarch can save it first?

I happened to catch an episode of America's Worst Cooks on FoodNetwork yesterday. Talk about shocking ability to function despite severe stupidity (when it comes to food) – one contestant wanted to make chocolate, so she mixed vanilla extract with brown sugar. HOW DOES THAT EVEN BEGIN TO MAKE SENSE?

Reverse Mugatu seems like it should be a band, or maybe a pro wrestling move. =)

I would have told the gluten lady that I couldn't bring her a veggie dog with a clear conscience knowing that she was 'very alergic' to gluten.

"Oh! Well! Looks like you found those bread rolls after all. Wasn't that hard, was it?"

It astounds me how some people are able to function. More often than not I get the feeling that I'm the reverse of Mugatu and everyone else is taking crazy pills and I don't get my daily dose.