My bouquet and my sisters’ bouquets (they were my bridesmaids) went on the family grave the next day.

Oh that is many colours of wrong. I’m sorry that happened to you.

I have big, easy to stick veins.

Nope.

My friend had sexy times with his boyfriend, Alan Cummings and his husband in Liza Minelli’s hotel suite. I didn’t ask to what extent Liza was involved.

High arches are a bummer for heels.

I hope Perez Hilton is one of those men who suddenly is able to see blatant sexism for what it is once his daughter experiences it.

I have so many little old men who lose their wives, and suddenly realise that anything beyond toast and re-heating soup is beyond them.

The EU has laws protecting distinctive regional produce.

We are currently trying to come up with names for our baby who is due in August.

My mother wore her college mascot outfit (a bear) after eating a load of hash brownies, and ended up dancing, still in the bear suit, in a fountain in the main square of the city. I’ve seen the photos to prove it.

No.

When pregnancy no longer carries a 1 in 10,000 risk of death, 25% chance of requiring abdominal surgery, risk of haemorrhage, blood clots, stroke, cardiomyopathy, infection, eclampsia, infection, permanent damage to bladder, bowel, continence and sexual function, a good chance of post partum depression and a 1 in 500…

Haberdashers sell buttons, zips, ribbons, shoelaces and so on.

DH and I both play the clarinet, but he’s much better at circular breathing than me...so both of us can play it, but you’d only actually want to listen to him.

Weird thing we didn’t ask for, but love: a Didgeridoo from some Aussie relatives.

I’m just going to put this here.

And this is one of the reasons I am glad my five year old wears a uniform.

... That it was up to me to sort out.

I know.