Meanwhile, GOoPers continue to complain that science grants are a huge waste of money.

Please, please explain how money spent at casinos and strip clubs can ever be considered for government use. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.

Moisturizing and primer alone take 10 minutes for me. If I am putting on my ance treatment thats another 5 minutes. So skin prep is already 15min. I can see how doing the whole shebang could take 45 min to an hour. She’s exaggerating the 5 foundations imo.

OMG WHAT

Ok I’m gonna go back up and read the full article but I just have to say -

Given the carcinogenic nature of diesel soot that might not be entirely true.

Back when I lived across the street from Chuck Schumer, I was accustomed to the occasional police escort whenever the senator came home. The guy who had me half out the kitchen window onto the fire escape while fucking me, however, was not. Seeing a string of cars with flashing blue lights headed towards my building,…

I got my nose broken during sex.

One of my bffs was having rough doggy style sex with her hubby. He thrusted, she screamed. He fractured vertebrae in her lower back! The angle was problematic according to the doctor? She still can’t run like she used to!

My boyfriend and I had been dating for maaaybe a month when, one night during some semi-drunk sexing, he managed to hit the perfect spot to rupture an ovarian cyst the size of my fist that I didn’t know existed. He then had to call his mother - at 3 in the morning - to come and drive us to the emergency room because I…

My apologies in advance for the long backstory, but it is necessary to fully understand the horrible-ness of the situation. I live in a tiny apartment in New York with my wife and son, which, ever since our son has gotten the ability to walk and talk and whatnot already made sex a fairly covert affair (the window of…

We’ve all had our personal injuries: rug burn from college when we were dumb enough to have sex on the carpet, that time we had beard burn in a friend’s wedding party pictures because we met a hot guy that weekend, the uncomfortably “well-endowed” partners, the positions that required varsity level gymnastics, losing…

Ditto, except I bled very very little but experienced such excruciating pain that I had to stop him from continuing so I could assume the fetal position and cry. But my injury was RIIIIIIIGHT on the clit.

A testicle got stuck in a butthole.

/yeast infections

When ever a guy doesn’t have his fingernails properly trimmed, I fear something like this will happen.

Let’s talk about the less-flashy sex injury: UTIs.

A Story of Few Words: A Sexy Haiku

Is this the thread where I share my emotional pain experienced during sex?