The best part about this is he’s not even playing Bernie Sanders. He’s just playing Larry David. And it all works!

and here is a dancing bearded dragon.

People are the worst, but here is a cat hugging a toy.

You need to stop communicating with this man. He's cheating on his wife and you're not moving on with your life.

I don’t know if this will make you feel better but I think “bad timing” is a cop out excuse. If he wanted you guys to happen, he would not have let a three week relationship stop him.

Not sorry, retailers, but nobody working these kinds of jobs should EVER be “on-call.” You aren’t working in a world where the world will come to a crashing halt if your employees aren’t on-call. Very, very few fields ever need on-call employees, and all of those fields tend to have actual emergency situations…

The officer reported that she “kept talking about ‘Olivia Pope’ and about a car with a bomb in it that was heading to the White House,” and “everything that defendant stated was nonsensical and rambling.”

Same with me. I started dating my fiance because he was fun and we had great conversations, but I thought he looked pretty average/meh. As our relationship developed, I found myself becoming more physically attracted to him.

*immediately starts scouring the comments to see which regulars have disappeared*

is this real life.

We have very similar types. But what I covet and what I’ve dated are vastly different from one another. And those relationships never lasted, so maybe I am meant to be with a flannelclad lumberjack. Unfortunately, this is as close as I’ve ever gotten to my ideal:

It probably doesn’t help that the current lumbersexual fad has resulted in a bunch of men who just look like they could chop wood then toss you over their shoulder and take you to bed, but in actuality wouldn’t know a trunk ax from a twig hatchet and have the upper body strength of my ninety-one-year-old arthritic…

I am completely mystified by this.

You’d think that would be the basic first step of training to work in a hotel. I mean, hell, I work at a college and we’re told never to tell anyone at all about which students go here or where they are at any given time. Insane.

Seriously. Aren’t there enough red flags here even if you’re asking about a normal person and not a celebrity? “Oh, so this woman is in 312? Can I stay next door please?” Fuck that.

Awful Announcing, which covers sports media, had a great breakdown of why Andrews is owed every damn penny. (My emphasis.)

Ugh.

You’d think that if you had a “significant criminal history,” you’d want to lay low, not get a job on a 24-hour so-called news network.