I learned this lesson from Rihanna and I’ve never looked back.

Does anyone find 27 items an oddly small amount for a closet sale? I mean I have 29 items in my ASOS saved list right now. You have Jennifer Aniston’s closet and you could russell up THREE things to donate?

Love the high-heeled roller skates!

Here’s what Stella McCartney had to say about some silk pants she’s offering up (that she designed herself):

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.

I don’t for one second believe that he doesn’t think he did anything wrong. I think he doesn’t give a fuck, but I think he knows it was wrong. He just thought he was above getting caught.

I mean fuck, the dude had a secret child with someone else and kept that information from his wife with hundreds of thousands of dollars in payoff money. If that alone doesn’t make her question his truth telling abilities nothing will.

That’s as big as I could make it.

I hope one day we’ll have a society that believes the victims of sexual assault and rape when they share their stories.

No shit had that happen to me. Was texting a guy I met through an online dating site. He started asking me questions about my son. First was innocent (How many kids, how old, typical get to know you) then he started asking for his name (big fat no to that) and then started asking for pictures, which is the point I…

I think one of the universal experiences of parenting is having that moment when you realize that some sports coach or youth pastor or whatever just gives you a creepy vibe. So then you ask about the vetting process and it’s basically “Well, he’s not a felon.”

Man, college sounds like it must have been so weird before the internet.

I have an unscientific unsubstantiated idea that if you only eat one kind of thing you can lose weight, be it Subway or Twinkies. Day after day you’re likely to eat less than 3500 calories of it.

From a 2007 VH1 report:

Wait, so you’re sexting some woman and think it’s reasonable to ask for pics of kids? Dating sure has changed since my day.

I’m about to blow your mind so hold up for a second, but all women who are models look like women. Because they are women.

I feel like cookie dough is objectively more delicious than cookies. I don’t even feel like this statement is an opinion. Like, cookies are weird and dumb and frequently gross, crumbly pieces of shit (and even at best, they’re just tolerable), while cookie dough is an extension of the joy of the universe.

http://www.nationalsafehavenalliance.org/law.php

Elizabeth Smart is a woman of unthinkable courage and strength. She has chosen the most noble path possible. Her activism for children who have been raped and sexually abused has no doubt saved countless lives and helped to begin the process of mending damaged souls. She is doing the single most important thing to end…

Someone should have warned him the British were coming.