Laura Mercier is the only one that doesn’t ball up on my stupid face. I vote her.

Laura Mercier is the only one that doesn’t ball up on my stupid face. I vote her.

Only one of mine loves me. The other two just yell for food. However, he loves me a little too much. In fact as I am typing this I am reaching over his 19 pound body from an awkward and uncomfortable angle to accommodate his need to sit halfway across my laptop keyboard and my lap. He’s not moving. I tried. He came…

Outside the bathroom? I wonder what that’s like. Mine essentially break the door down if I try to close them out. Even if I get up at three in the morning to go, I have at least one if not two furry ankle warmers winding around me...My old cat (who would have been my witch’s familiar in other circumstances) used to,…

My sister is at home a lot right now, and she’s confirmed that, yes, a few minutes before I usually get home from work, my cat climbs out of wherever he’s been napping and goes to wait by the door for me. It fills me with joy every day.

aw. my cats love me so much, it’s always so obvious. they always sit next to me (or on top of me), wherever i go in the house. they follow me everywhere too and wait for me outside the bathroom. i don’t know if they know when i’m coming home, but every day as i pull up to the house after work, they’re in the window…

It’s the myth of the Free Market at work. As usual. ‘The market will correct itself’, they say, and then pretend they have no idea just how that will happen. It will happen over the lives and livelihoods of people crushed by any little oopsies that require correction. The market does not give a fuck about human…

You want to see what happens when you “run the government like a business?” Look at the Flint water crisis. Snyder wanted to save a few millions dollars without factoring in the actual residents of the city...and now look at the millions-upon-millions of dollars they are on the hook for, now.

“an offensive team”

Definitely. Because a company needs to serve its shareholders. A government needs to serve its voiceless and underrepresented. We can assign dollar values to this, but they will never work for the voiceless and underrepresented.

damn you beat me to it. You get three extra stars and all due attribution.

I remember that Silvio Berlusconi also liked to jump out from around corners and scare her. Angela really can’t catch a break.

She might miss Obama as much as we do.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

In previous interviews, Caitlyn said that she was taking hormones when she first met Kris and that she decided to stop that process in order to build a family with her. So, during that time, she stopped that train and remained Bruce until of late. If it meant that much to her then, she could have continued that…

Grown-ass Conservative Republican woman. I’m sure her political views didn’t in any way shape her attitude toward herself or her situation.

And online shopping should just be called “Future Returns” because no matter what the measurement is listed as, my tits will be the judge of that and they beg to differ.

fucking oversized boxy sweaters. all of “fashion” instagram is girls rocking this look:

Also anything open backed. Summer comes and everyone’s got their backs out and I’m over here like

Also,

Sweden has already done that — and there is no US warrant for him, so no extradition is possible anyway. That’s all bullshit Assange invented to excuse not facing the consequences for what he did in Sweden. Assange is just a coward and liar and, most likely, rapist.