He’s awful but I could not stop laughing at him last week. “More Cosmopolitans” Pumptini!” and “Thirsty little girls...” I rewatched like 50 times and each time I hollered. I am ashamed.

I thought they were quite cute and looked genuinely happy on their date; you can tell when people are forcing smiles at each other. I liked the footage of them in that busted apartment with the hole in the wall. She was a total asshole last year, and is redeeming herself this year. I’m going to be sad when Lala is…

I straight up laughed at this. That and Kristen calling anyone a skank. Uhm “you slept with your best friend’s boyfriend who happened to be the best friend of your boyfriend.”

And she always always starts something if she runs into Ariana. She has to have a confrontation with Ariana-last night it was the veneers thing, which Ariana managed to avoid-where she ends of yelling at Ariana for not “getting over it!”

At least they replayed the scene where Ken Todd told him he was going to “knock him spark out”. That was really enjoyable.

Dude LOVES crying

Scheeeeeeena also was like “Um, I can’t be married to something who doesn’t drink.” which, bloop, came true since they are headed for the big D. Such a garbage human.

YES!!! she had the nerve to say “thats not fair arianna” uhhh que? fair to who?!?!?

She just sat there and killed it. “You treated Scheana like shit and she forgave you. I’m willing to be in the same room as you, having witnessed you physically attack three people.”

am i a sucker for believing tom and arianna REALLY love each other?

I want to sit Scheana down and make her watch Season 1 when Stassi was an unrelenting bitch to her for having an affair with a married guy. And remind her how bad she felt when Katie and Stassi wouldn’t give her the time of day or be bare minimum professional at work because of it.

Arianna is our Greek chorus when she’s not talking about what a great relationship she has with Sandoval.

literally cannot believe scheana got on TV and said someone’s character was in question because they fuck a married guy

It’s too hard to figure out who is the worst out of all of these people.

CAN WE DISCUSS ARIANNA’S PERFECT RESPONSE TO KRISTEN SHIT TALKING JAMES??? “YOU PUNCHED JAMES, SCHWARTZ AND TOM” I WAS CHEERING

Katie is the worst for being an alcoholic rage monster in complete denial who is willing to emotionally abuse her boyfriend to ignore the problem. DJ James Kennedy is the worst because he is James Kennedy (although these lines about women wanting water and cake he can’t provide them makes me concerned he doesn’t…

I was hoping the climax of his ‘secret’ was that he wasn’t actually British or was Jiggy’s son.

Imma need Stassi to step it the F up and save this burning dumpster fire aka my former favorite show.

Of course there was no alternative candidate who would have tried to close the wage gap and protect Medicare and SS.

Also emphases how just as important it is what you DON’T DO WRONG as much as what you do right, despite the media and the voters’ short attention span and high expectations. There’s never a news article that says “President avoids disastrous misstep again today due to ignorance of cultural or historical context,” but…