So don’t pre-order. Why you keep doing things you get burned for doing is beyond me.

Oh, I’m sure. Like Epee.

So, don’t play the game.

You’re so wrapped up in the “lying”.

Me: hey, guy at the deli counter, does that sandwich have Mayo?

I mean, you could always wait to purchase for at least a few hours to actually see what it has, right?

No, because the decision to buy a highly-hyped day-1 game is yours and your own alone.

This is best because of how casual she’s standing. Like, I get that’s a stance thing but it also screams, “Evil monsters? Yeah, I don’t have to try...”

I don’t have any evidence that Donald Trump funds NAMBLA, but I want to words Donald Trump fund NAMBLA to show up more. Google bombing Donald Trump funds NAMBLA sounds like great fun. But it would be even funnier if in actuality Donald Trump funds NAMBLA

Because that doesn’t matter to them.

Fuck players. Sometimes card suck.

were you even alive twenty years ago?

So, what’s that line?

OMG you’re encouraging an asshole.

Mayhem you should be less of an ass about your farts and then women won’t care.

Uh, zero unless you want to be fired?

Do you understand that that statement leads to insane abuse? I guess if a woman was the victim you’d be more into it.

So, what goes $60 entitle you to? I see this all over the place.

Stephen Colbert isn’t a gamer.