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Why do some people think it’s appropriate to be topless at a baseball game? I don’t care how hot it is, baseball games are not the lake. Put on some damn clothes.

Oh dear no! I wash them at home first lol.

My favorite and only thing to eat on the subway is grapes. I don’t even touch them, they’re in a plastic bag so I just rip off a couple of grapes with my teeth. No mess and no smell.

The opening songs for True Blood but also The Sopranos would always inspire me to become a stripper. That’s how the sexy the damn theme songs were.

Although both of them have that... uh Las Vegas scumbag look, Scotty has an even more distinct look to him and though he totally looks like the type to say, I’ll never forget when Men said it, because it was AWESOME!!!!!! (Also I double checked it was Men bc you can’t make mistakes on Kinja)

Ok although I respect Chris Moneymaker bc of how he came up ( I Swear he was bankrolled tho, no?!) I also irrationally hated his sunglasses.

Hellmuth is a brat baby but I would enjoy watching him play, for the spectacle. He is notorious for saying that “if there weren’t luck involved, I would win every time.”

Lets also bring home Chris Taylor. All the best Dodgers name start with C and end in R.

Cody Bellinger is my hero; I don’t even care that he is 15 years younger than me!  

I actually love the super low budget look of Season 1!

Gurl I wish I knew how to get Season 1! I was trying to purchase it recently and it’s not available anywhere! I recently met Ongina too, so I wanted to Rufresh my memory.

I have def read all the spoilers that indicate Sasha is gonna win.

Can someone please explain to me why Season 1 isn’t available for purchase on Amazon anymore?! HALP ME TOO!!

Nina has me -obsessed- in a way I haven’t felt since season 5. I am so unapologetically in love w her. I met her at Drag Con and bought a shirt! She was so professional fish, I was really impressed with her poise and confidence. 

#TeamTrinity (even though I was team Nina and Valentina before the final 4) because I love me a pageant girl who can turn it out!!! Trinity’s tuck is the most amazing thing.

Trinity the Tuck could teach Chris Christie how not to showcase your vagina lips so prominently.

Hi Dgstan!! Are you watching the Dodger games these days? We are doing so incredibly well, I swear this might be our year!! I have a huge baseball boner for Chris Taylor. Hope you and your daughter are doing well during these Dodger days!!

I’ve heard it was bc Bryce watched his homers. Either way, Strickland is an raging brute.

Why do you preface your comment with “Not an Ariana Grande fan” ?