Seriously, who is the designer on those sunnies? Me wantey. I actually did try on Rihanna X Dior sunglasses and although they were dope, they were also $900 so I hope the white sunnies Riri has on is a lot cheaper than that.

I think the only tape that could screw Trump over with his base is if there were video of Trump going down on Hillary Clinton, and enjoying it.

 Tom Hanks for Pres is the Dem’s only chance.

The way Elton John got all into, with hand motions and excitement, I LIVE!!! This video was so charming, it gave me goosebumps.

I remember when every basic sorority girl had to have a Tiffanys necklace. If everyone has a Tiffanys necklace, is it still fashion? NO!!!

Also, bc Fox News slanted their report on the massacre as a vendetta against Christians.

They all look more natural but Kim K’s makeup style is so much worse in this photo. The hair, the makeup, the earrings - all gross!!!

I just don’t believe Donald is capable of learning.

Bennie asks Smalls if Smalls has a fireplace, bc he wants Smalls to throw his 50s era baseball cap with that huge brim into the fire. When Smalls says he doesn’t have any other hat, Bennie pulls a spare blue Cubs hat(with a yellow C)from his back pocket and gives it to Smalls.

Kris Bryant looks like he’s gotten a lot of girls pregnant.

Not just on the hat. Egregiously on the arm too, which I guess is better than the Cleveland logo in the armpit.

THANK YOU. I was wondering if we had all forgotten about that video yet. I never did. Doesn’t she also spew some vile shit about Jews and Asians in that same NYE video? Paris Hilton is trash. NEVER FORGET, NEVER FORGIVE.

Imagine that face, mouth agape, after he’s gone down on you. YYUCK!

(pssst. I just asked Sid what happened to him and he said he’s still at Deadspin, just using his Medieval Knieval account right now. We love him!)

I am struggling with this exact issue right now and your words give me so much comfort. I am in anguish suffering through a friendship with two racist, ignorant idiots who I see almost daily. Friends have told me to just overlook their political beliefs but I can’t, since my political beliefs matter more to me than…

“I design for an independent woman. She dresses for herself, not to please others or to be judged. She wears Marni because she feels good in it, individual... I don’t like clothes that are tight or fitted, clothes that are about… [she spits out the word] SEX. This you will NEVER find in my collections. There is…

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Do people like wearing zippers, plastic or metal, on top of their naked skin to sleep? No thank you. (and I also doubt those onesies are 100% cotton?)

DGSTAN!