They could break into Delhi’s Red Fort.  (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Fort)

you’ll figure it out quickly! and besides, the self-other problem will pale in comparison to the one of “why can’t you hold your head still for longer than literally one half of one second??” 

I know this is Dirt Bag and not Correct Apostrophe Use Bag, but I’m hungry and not allowed to eat carbs and so I lack the energy to stop myself from pointing these out:

The problem is that DNA tests don’t compare 100% of your DNA; they just look at a few alleles. That means that the tests can and do give false positives. So even if that false-positive rate is only, say, 1 in a million.... well there are 11 million records in the CODIS database, and a few more million from sources…

I wish everyone thought like you.

now THIS is a game I can play—”what awful things happened to you at your shower?” (I avoid attending other people’s baby showers at all costs unless I know them well enough to be sure they’re the kind of person to ban the game where you have to guess what kind of mini chocolate bar has been melted into a diaper.)

Sure, Jean.

there was very little worth sticking around for in the final season of Scandal, but one of the moments I did love was when Former President Fitz tries to re-adjust to normal life, and has absolutely no concept of how debit cards work, or how to enroll in the grocery store’s rewards program. like, you’re not even…

today I learned (among many more substantive things):

I’m SO here for non-white wedding dresses!

now I can’t stop thinking of coffee as “hot bean water” 

this is BLOWING MY MIND. I’ve encountered the term “tisane” a lot of times (100% of them were in the context of a Poirot novel or story) but always for some reason assumed it was some gross, syrupy, creme-de-menthe-type drink. probably because the Englishmen around Poirot always react with Cumberbatchian levels of stif…

if you look hard enough, there’s even footage of her:

the SE is no longer available on Apple’s online store, though as of this morning my (very high traffic) brick-and-mortar Apple store had a few models left. I grabbed one that I will hoard until I inevitably break my current one while trying to reach the top of the screen with one hand.

“ He belongs in jail because physical harm isn’t the only danger he presents to society.”

so many hugs to you. watching a tiny one be ill is 800% worse than being ill yourself, and while I completely understand and have felt that same guilt you mention, let me just add one more voice saying you need and deserve rest! they should give medals for basic parenthood acts like yours (and special ones for NICU…

Like, who wants to read? All your information could be spoken to you.

This makes me so happy to hear. I’ve always felt like he must be a thoroughly decent person, which is odd because my first exposure to him were his portrayals of Terrifying Spy Daddy and... John Wilkes Booth.

“Here’s a story that made me want to ring Elon Musk’s doorbell, push my way past a dueling Grimes and Azealia Banks, and steal the keys to the secret rocket Musk keeps in his garage in the event that he suddenly needs to leave Earth.”