someone online recently accused me of being a social-justice warrior, clearly meaning for that to be pejorative.

I mean, you’re absolutely right; if that actually had happened to Marky Mark he would have at least beaten the offending person with a blender jar.

simply from this Men’s Health magazine cover I saw at the grocery store today, he legit seems like he would be a complete nightmare to work with:

just the other day, my partner made the mistake of asking me how I got from [our original topic] to [whatever the next thing I said was] and my explanation took 15x longer than the original pause.

MISLEADING ALL OF US, JUST LIKE DAME JUDI

username checks out.

old, or a national treasure

this Tom Delonge story made me realize that if the current government was really diabolically clever (instead of just shitiotic), they would get someone in NASA or the FBI to release a report saying that aliens ARE real.

This kid really does look like a young Amy Adams.

yes, I like this game! my purse is at least 6x as large as Katee’s, and contains:

I know you’re good.

“Based on our understanding of the circumstances, the filmmakers and I are not only comfortable sticking with our original casting, but genuinely happy to have Johnny playing a major character in the movies.”

I’m sorry! That sounds incredibly stressful. It’s always so frustrating (and bewildering) to me when someone else with anxiety issues has so little empathy toward their friends with similar struggles. Without knowing any of the details about your situation, I wonder if there’s something else going on with her that’s…

false! your arms are not actually very big; they just look large in comparison to your tiny, tiny legs.

from your saying “the lactation room” I guess I just assumed you meant a dedicated room for that, as opposed to like, my regular office where most of the time I’m working but sometimes instead I’m pumping while surfing Jezebel. :)

I’ve got one: I need to pump breastmilk for my infant three times every work day. I would prefer that no one walk into my office during those times.

great point. she’s usually pretty vocal about issues she cares about (and if you’ve read her post-Potter stuff, you can tell she has no sympathy for domestic abusers), so I’m wondering if something about the movie contracts is getting in the way of her speaking up.

I’ve always assumed that Jessica Fletcher must actually have been one of the most successful serial killers of all time. Not only was she never caught, but she also managed to create a convincing frame-up for each of her crimes, and convince hundreds of people that she was only an innocent old lady solving those…

THANK YOU. It’s endlessly frustrating to me how many people put so much stock in polygraphs.

nah, Ellen and Keiko would work fine—just cast all the other parts with equally short actors, and build sets that are 86% the size of a normal hockey rink. problem solved, plus a bonus of more parts for shorter actors!