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So what I’m getting from this is that Sofia is both Lucy and Ricky Ricardo. Which logically requires that Nick be Fred and/or Ethel, and honestly that’s beginning to explain a lot for me.

Would watch. It’s like While You Were Sleeping, but without the creepy stalking, and with lots of room for hilarious mistranslation hijinks!

From my research at the time (I was also obsessed with somehow getting into the Cash Cab), what got shown on air was half actual spontaneous street-hails, and half semi-auditioned.

when my daughter was really tiny and I was sleeping... not a lot, I frequently (and for reasons I cannot adequately re-create now) sang her Boyz-n-the-Hood. to my credit and/or detriment, I was attempting the more melodious Dynamite Hack version.

The news is set to be announced publicly on Friday. The actual closing of the deal is set for Thursday.

they still have boats?

THEY GOT

As someone with a toddler, I’m willing to give the mom the benefit of the doubt and assume that the 10 minutes prior to that scene consisted of roughly:

I hear you so loud and clear it’s practically giving me a headache.

TFW you were aiming to use the “Notes” app but you accidentally use the “Ransom Notes” app instead.

I am SO SOLD on this game.

how did I not know this!??? this is exactly in that awkward spot between being nothing at all like my dream cast and yet being a totally kickass group of actors that I totally would watch. I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL.

whyyy? there are already so many actually great versions (David Suchet’s is my personal fav, but YMMV), and if you really want to re-make an Agatha Christie story, there are so many less-done ones.

YOU GUYS, what if he was saying “woe” this whole time?

purple is the color of royalty! you should have bought new clothes so that no one would think he was a king.

that sounds so frustrating. how could a little girl in blue-and-white stripes look anything but adorable?!

this works on unnecessarily gender-normative statements, too!

In general I’m not a fan of disliking people I don’t know, especially if it’s just because of the impression they make, but in this case, I say GO FOR IT.

he is inimitable, he is an original. he will never be satisfied. his pace is relentless; he wastes no time.