Um, Tiffany Haddish is Eritrean. She’s wearing a zuria, an Eritrean headdress and a ka’ba, an Eritrean style of dress. Nothing about her look is “thrown together non-western clothes” to look “ambiguously ethnic”.

You can change diapers with long nails if you want to though. People just like the idea of shitting on someone for possibly having a nanny who changes all the diapers.

Yeah, let’s shit on people for not knowing how to pronounce a completely illogically spelled word that just started gaining traction six months ago.

Come sit with me, Jennifer! I haaaate DDL’s performances to begin with (the frenzied level at which he emotes is just super inauthentic and distracting to me; I always feel like I’m watching some butthurt theater professor trying to prove how hard he can act. So hard! Much yelling! Such spittle!), but THIS is his…

Diana was shocked to see Camilla at her wedding because she was Charle’s *current mistress* not ex. Charles screwed Camilla the night before his wedding— hardly ex territory.

...And then work for $7/hr because no one will hire your ass without a college degree anymore?

As a millenial who is staving off a car purchase specifically so he can use the money to pay his student loans down, I do like how they pretend like there’s a choice between the money and a dating life, though. That’s illuminating, though not entirely in ways they intended.

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Shit, for a million dollars, my husband would be mad if I didn’t cheat on him.

And you don’t have to worry your money will suddenly run off with the bank account they knew in high school who they’re “just friends” with.

My boyfriend once asked me “Would you cheat on me for a million dollars?”

But... but I thought we were lazy and refused to work? Now it turns out we’re actually heartless, career-driven monsters? Gosh, I just can’t keep our role in society straight.

Well done for your mom! A friend of mine is going just for the wedding—we’re part of the same Harry and Megan fangirl FB group—and she fortunately got her hotel room way in advance. Now, we’re helping her select the best church-lady hat for the occasion, because no British aristocrat can hold a candle to a Baptist…

The Hylamide subq is a more potent version of The Ordinary’s ‘buffet’ peptide serum (with a nicer texture to boot.) It’s also not sold out all the time because it’s more $$$.

In a way the US was created by British racism.

I know nothing about skin care or this guy, but if half of what’s been said in the comments is true how does this guy still have a job? Boards of companies are supposed to do things, mother companies like Estee Lauder are supposed to do things, if CEOs start wildly insulting customers, firing people without cause, and…

Possibly. You’d want to have well broken in boots so you’d have all the flexibility you need.

I’m tired so maybe I feeling generous but I read it like she made a mistake and she has empathy for people who have made similar mistakes. I don’t think she’s saying she has empathy for Polanski.

How DARE you not review my favorite Ice Dancing short ensemble - The Shibutanis. Maia looks like a Goddess and Alex is doing Yeezy Season 3 nude meets Britney from Toxic

I actually prefer the Shibs’ style of skating. It’s not so tortured-artiste as the rest, which is such a nice change of pace. And I suspect they have to pay tons more attention to the precision of their choreography, since they can’t rely on the wandering handsiness that I dislike about Virtue and Moir. The Shibs’…