You didn’t miss much. There wasn’t enough room on the floating door for all the blue people after the white people drove their iceberg into their planet. Add in some Native American genocide lip service mixed with the magical negro trope, and top of the line CGI, and that’s the movie.

Dear MVP,

I loooooove (it’s a lot of O’s worth) the Cormoran Strike novels, even if the last one has left me extremely angry. But no way is Cormoran Strike that attractive.

A straight male friend of mine once literally asked me “where do you keep your cover-up? I have a zit.” I was like uh, I don’t have any, I don’t wear make-up. I wears my zits loud and proud, baby!

This is also all pretty new to him, so he hasn’t quite figured out how much more time it requires and adjusted accordingly. It’s been amusing.

Yep. Definitely. My boyfriend doesn’t wear make-up, but spends time and money on products for his hair, beard, general skin care. Men’s preening is a thing, but the focus is on different areas. I wear make-up and do my hair, he grooms the facial hair/head hair, we take about the same amount of time in the morning.

I’ll have you know I waste time in myriad ways-putting crap on my face is just one of them, and it’s nowhere close to being the most frivolous.

Maybe I’m just the dummy here, but I took it as her making fun of the inactive people who think they can ignore the problem?

I took it as satire.

It’s your problem that you’re looking to a comedian for something way more substantial than a comedic bit. That’s all this was. Stop looking to celebrities for guidance. People are perfectly capable of knowing how to feel about Nazis without help from Tina Fey.

So am I a horrible person if I laughed at “Who drove the car into the crowd? Hillary’s emails?” Because I did laugh. Because that was funny.

Jesus Christ this site is sour and humorless.

There’s a reason Heather Heyer lived her life as she did — standing up for what is right, not taking any BS from anybody — and we’re seeing a bunch of it right here.

“I’m not talking to the President now,” said Bro, explaining that now that she’s caught up on the news now and has seen his comments. “I’m sorry. After what he said about my child—and it’s not that I saw somebody else’s tweets about him. I saw an actual clip of him at a press conference equating the protesters like…

NC has some serious problems, but there is a fierce anti-racist left here that’s been sharpened by years of having to fight against one of the worst (and unconstitutionally gerrymandered) state legislatures in the country. Fun fact: a few years back, said legislature took control over monuments like these and stripped…

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

The first couple of milliseconds, I thought it must be a mistake

I wish the author had explained ConBody instead of dropping it in there the way it was.

It’s actually an interesting story. The person who created it was formerly incarcerated and hires other ex-convicts.   

Columbia University has been trying to revoke his medical license for awhile now. WTF does it take?