I hope Sir is the girl.

I mean, I know people have varying opinions on the monarchy - as an American, I have no horse in this race. However, I have to appreciate that despite being born into ridiculous wealth, the younger members of the royal family seem to be trying to actually do some good with whatever influence/power they have.

After the whole brouhaha with Edward’s abdication, Princess Margaret asked her sister, “Does this mean you’ll be queen?” When she said yes, Margaret said, “Oh Elizabeth, I’m so sorry.”

Omg please get the fuck over yourself.

Sugarland Express with Goldie Hawn, The Color Purple, The BFG has a female protagonist, and his upcoming The Papers with Meryl Streep.

Fuck D&G

I’ll never look this cool.

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Of course, that’s also what they said about Obama, that it was too soon. Harris is a terrific public speaker and a progressive, and she’s fierce and formidable. I think if she embraced an economic populist message along with the rest of her arsenal of progressive and fierce stances, with a long history of principled…

She and Wyden were literally the only ones to not allow him airtime for his bs and to insist he answer the actual question asked. People are really tired of the BS and so of course we are eager for someone to come along who might cut the bullshit. You don’t need to shout her down - she’s deserving of our excitement…

 THIS is how you get off Marine and Air Force One, okay? Just sayin’. Never Forget.

It’s unsettling to see an eleven-year-old with a thousand-yard stare. I actually feel a little bad for the kid.

Have you ever seen a grimmer batch of faces in your life? They look like they’re going to spend five hours at a college graduation ceremony where they don’t even know any of the matriculators. Hee hee hee.

Think of all the house wives who deferred on getting job experience and educational credentials to keep house and are now without the partner holding up the income end of the bargain. While one could argue that the standard of living doesn’t need to be maintained, settling on a ‘reasonable’ number is where the…

If you live in L.A. — Warpaint is playing a free show at the Santa Monica Pier this summer. Warpaint is pretty cool.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

Hah! I read the headline thinking, “Sounds familiar.” And then the mom said “She needs to grow up.” Exactly what my mother said after inviting herself on my trip to India to meet my husband’s parents and being denied because she’s a racist asshole who didn’t believe me when I told her I was raped at 15 and made me…

You think a 19 year old who had to be legally emancipated from her mother for abusive, controlling behavior is “awful and wrong” for posting sexy pictures on instagram? Where the fuck are your priorities?

FINALLY. Some of us have had this opinion since Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement.

Perhaps my outrage meter is improperly calibrated. I thought the joke was that Amal is an amazing super hero and she handled the birth like a champ and George - not a strong amazing woman - is a basket case.