Secretary Clinton, to you.

I mean, I would love to have her as our mayor. Particularly now with California moving against the GOP, I’d love to see NYC do the same (NY State too, but - thinking of all of the Trump bumper stickers in my hometown - that’s a longer shot). But that ain’t gonna happen.

Oh, yep. Logan is her Christopher (ugh). And then Jess will become her Luke.

Well, I suppose this guard got paid off well, because he’s definitely going to lose his job for blabbing to the press.

Haha, I’m the opposite of you. I go so many gross places that I usually don’t like spending a lot of money on coats, because they get grimy in NYC real quick.

I love it. I have the Lady bag. My only complaint is that it is a literal black hole, and I inevitably end up standing outside my apartment for ten minutes rifling through it to find my keys. But I feel like it’s one of those things where the rest of me can look like shit, but it’s so classy looking that it kind of…

I will never understand the MK bag thing. Almost every female member of my extended family carries them, including people who could 100% afford nicer shit. My aunt asked me if the minimal Mansur Gavriel bag that I saved up for fucking ever for was MK the last time I saw her. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw my…

Well, the 90s did come back. So you know what’s next.

Me too. Getting to DC that weekend is just not in the cards for me, but NYC is likely going to be White House North, so I feel like we’ll definitely still make an impact. Also a chance to twist that knife in his side a bit, knowing how much it irks him that his hometown hates him.

It also gives me anxiety about eye infections.

Mentioned this in another comment, but I used to take yoga classes with her occasionally. I loved her classes, actually, but it was weird to recognize her in the tabloids once they started dating.

She wasn’t famous, but I will say that she is a truly excellent yoga teacher, having taken her classes before she got married. She taught one of the few yoga classes that actually kept my interest, as I generally get fidgeting and bored.

Dakota came out of the first movie pretty unscathed, because most critics agreed that she single-handedly saved it from being unwatchable (I would agree - she did an admirable job with the shit she was given). I’m guessing that’s partly why she signed on again. Plus $$$$.

I would still go for the Stila, although I do agree that they definitely changed something in their formula recently. I can still do a very good cat eye that lasts all day with the Stila alone. I definitely have not had success with the KVD one by itself.

That is such a good idea with the donations! I never use my Rewards products, unless I am traveling and need something tiny. I’m going to follow in your suit.

I don’t know what happened to Kara, but I tried it and it was a smeary mess on me. Also found the thick tube and chisel tip to be awkward to navigate around the eye area.

I am insane and use 2 liners. I do the outline in Kat Von D’s Trooper liner, because the brush tip is PERFECT for getting very sharp, fine lines. I then fill in with Stila Stay All Day, because it is significantly more black and opaque*, and I have jet black hair so anything wishy-washy black looks weird on me.…

Don’t be a pushy douchebag should be a part of every parents’ lessons to their teenage boys haha. It sounds like your kids are really lucky to have you.

Our problem is not porn, it’s that teenagers, male and female, are looking to porn to figure out what they’re “supposed” to be doing. How many teenage girls are finding that stuff on the internet (or being led to it by their boyfriends) and, because they don’t feel comfortable having the conversation with anyone and…

Like, what if we make it physically impossible to exit the White House? There’s gotta be something in the Constitution that we can “interpret” to make that legally sound.