Oh lord, maybe I’m an extremely fucked up and psychopathic person, but I maybe would (although, not if my presence tipped the balance between someone getting executed or not). I am against the death penalty, but I also believe that so many of us are so far removed from ever seeing the actual consequences of this law…

Stephen Hawking is 75 years old. At age 21, he was told he had about two years to live. No point to this except that every time I see his name I remember how old he is and think “man that guy is tenacious.”

Word. My version of that was taking a job that required occasional travel.

I would have told him that everything is on YouTube.

Omg omg omg. So my husband took a day off work a few months back alleging that he would do some cleaning and laundry. Which he did like one load pshhh, I get home after working all day and he’s playing video games (in a still messy living room) and he looks at me and says, “So what are you thinking for dinner?” I…

a toilet that has a crust ring growing at the water line

It can be hard to put your foot down, because no one wants to have to nag.

Because A) they can get away with it, and B) have never been programmed to feel judged over their householding skills. Men are judged for being deadbeat dads, or unemployed, but not about cleaning. Not even now.

Because it’s far more expensive than life imprisonment. Because it doesn’t act as a deterrent and as such I see no justification for allowing the government to commit murder. Because no justice system is perfect and it’s bad enough that we end up locking people up who later turn out to be innocent but killing them…

from The Onion

Know who first schooled me? My nephew, aged 2, who referred to every other character by name but exclusively called Big Bird “Lellow Duck.”

I can’t eat chicken without feeling bad; I’ve seen too much. But I am really good at feeling bad, so I’ll eat it if that’s what I’m served.

Bird Bird is a duck. Fight me.

I could squabble a little bit with some of these rankings, but Hunchback is in its rightful place at the very bottom, so okey dokey.

LOL, true. She’s just a dumb teenager, but aren’t they all! :)

“Whats a fire, and why does it, what’s the word- BUUUUUUUUUURN?” I FUCKING LOVE singing that song.

I mean, it’s really really close for me. One of the reasons I give the edge to Lion King is the phenomenal cast- Mufasa and Scar are just.... *shudder* so badass.

Meg’s great, isn’t she? I thought she was really interesting. And I love James Woods as Hades. Also I LOVE the battle against the Titans at the end, when Zues is all “NOW WATCH YOUR OLE’ DAD WORK” and the Titans are like “ahh shiiiiiiiiit were fucked”

I wrote this elsewhere a few days ago, I’ll do it here too: Let’s rank the Disney Renaissance movies!!